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Do you know how to pee into a urinal?
You may be doing it wrong.
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11-14-2013, 02:16 PM | #31 |
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The good news is that that particular organ is easily fooled.
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a public toilet seat is cleaner than peeing in a urinal?
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11-14-2013, 02:20 PM | #33 |
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11-14-2013, 02:27 PM | #35 |
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ahh. the 'ol tricklin' dick trick.
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11-14-2013, 02:47 PM | #36 |
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I know how to properly poop in a urinal. Does that count?
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I've done a side-shot for years. Banking it off the side = no splash-back
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In my experience, there is exactly one time per day when there ISN'T piss all over the seat--the time between it being cleaned and the time when the first customer steps up.
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11-14-2013, 02:56 PM | #40 |
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I'm no clean freak, but I hate even walking in there. It's like the ****ing animals using the place aren't even trying.
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I deny knowing what that means, but it doesn't really sound like anything I've done.
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11-14-2013, 03:02 PM | #43 |
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Airports are the worst. You have to stand there, not get your bag wet and figure out how to pee without standing in the giant lake at the base of the pisser.
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11-14-2013, 03:04 PM | #44 |
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Just use the sinks, they look like better urinals thesedays anyways. You may get a few strange looks but piss on them.
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11-14-2013, 03:22 PM | #45 |
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Indeed. I finally lost it yesterday after realizing I wouldn't make it home without having to take a leak. Went into the bathroom and had to wait. While waiting, three guys came right out of the crappers and bypassed the sinks. I couldn't help it. I yelled in my best Dad voice, "Wash your filthy ****ing hands! With soap!" Two of the guys stopped and sheepishly washed their hands. The other guy just walked right past me. I did get some applause though, which was admittedly weird.
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