Chiefs So...the NFL Draft is TOMORROW

**gblowfish** · 04-24-2013, 02:39 PM

I know EXACTLY what Eric the Red will be writing on the Chiefs Website next Monday:

"The Chiefs took the number one tackle on the board Thursday with the selection of Luke Joeckel, and he will protect newly acquired playoff experienced quarterback Alex Smith's blind side."

"With the 54th pick in the draft from the Miami Dolphins, the Chiefs were surprised and pleased to acquire mediocre linebacker from a major BCS Conference Joe Blow, who was All-Major BCS Conference Honorable Mention last year."

"The Chiefs were also pleased to acquire too short too slow white wide receiver from a losing college program, a cornerback with a criminal past and serious character issues, a couple of fat lineman that will not make the first cut, and a clone of "Trick Shot", a record setting QB from map direction state university, who threatened to win the NCAA Division III championship."

04-24-2013, 02:39 PM	#11
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $17606178 VARSITY	I know EXACTLY what Eric the Red will be writing on the Chiefs Website next Monday: "The Chiefs took the number one tackle on the board Thursday with the selection of Luke Joeckel, and he will protect newly acquired playoff experienced quarterback Alex Smith's blind side." "With the 54th pick in the draft from the Miami Dolphins, the Chiefs were surprised and pleased to acquire mediocre linebacker from a major BCS Conference Joe Blow, who was All-Major BCS Conference Honorable Mention last year." "The Chiefs were also pleased to acquire too short too slow white wide receiver from a losing college program, a cornerback with a criminal past and serious character issues, a couple of fat lineman that will not make the first cut, and a clone of "Trick Shot", a record setting QB from map direction state university, who threatened to win the NCAA Division III championship."
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