So, the Global Starcraft finals were held in my city (Daejeon, Korea). I don't know shit about Starcraft, but my favorite kpop group was playing, so I went. I took some pictures. There were lots of flashy lights and pyrotechnics, so I knew it would catch my interest for at least five minutes. I banged some inflatable sticks, and I yelled about zergs. Check it out :eek5:
The hot announcer chick. She did a lot of high-pitched yelling and stuff.
The other two announcers who had less whiny voices.
Then they did this montage/highlight reel from the last finals (from what I gathered....who the **** knows).
More high-pitched talking. She was introducing the two players. I had a video of this shennanigan, but it was bad.
PLAYER ONE:
PLAYER TWO- Team Startale (July). I was cheering for him because I have a soft spot for the underdog.
Then, ****ing SECRET came on to perform two of their songs. I will post the vid of Shy Boy after pics. I was fapping.
Sound-proof box 1:
Sound-proof box 2:
Let's check out the specs:
I always thought Mountain Dew was the carbonated staple for serious gamers, but I guess everything is backwards in Korea.
ZERG ZERG ZERG ATTACK!
After 6 rounds, OGR (or whatever the **** his name was...I can't be ****ed to remember) won 5, thus winning him the title of Starcraft champion.
LET'S ENJOYING! (Yes, they dropped him)
Both players never cracked a ****ing smile. Not once.
July wins a prize from the white guy from Blizzard. Woo woo.
Winrar receives prize from a guy who I can only assume created Starcraft...I dunno, he's old.
Then, the winner stood on this podium for about 5 minutes in this exact position, but kissing his trophy. Just kissing it. I haven't seen passion like that in a long time. It was kind of creepy.
After the epic battle was over, I donned my fob glasses and got a photo with the loser (:hs
![Just smile](https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/smilies/smile-l.gif)
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Even though I've never played the game, it was still an awesome event. I may even try and play at work one day. My kids would love that. :mamoru: And, as promised...SECRET- Shy Boy. Goddamn they are so hot. Also- don't criticize my video skills...I'm a special child.