Grading the 2015 Chiefs Draft

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Let's see...

1. Marcus Peters, CB; Washington



- Sure, everyone got jacked the **** up because we took a dude at a position of need that purportedly was the best at his position in the draft. And he was/is. When Peters is on, he's completely ****ing shut down. He plays mean and crazy. Sounds great, right? Well, the problem is, he's mean and crazy whether he plays or not. He's a borderline lunatic. Probably not even borderline. How many guys that are the best players on their team get kicked off their teams because they are ****ing nuts? Not many. They drafted a lit powder keg.

2. Mitch Morse, OL; Missouri



O.M.F.G.

3. Chris Conley, WR; Georgia




Dorsey's workout warrior circa 2015. Production was run of the mill at Georgia, but when he ran a 4.35 and jumped 45" at the Combine (despite dropping a shit ton of balls during the field drills) Dorsey grabbed the Jerkins lotion and went to town.

3. Steve Nelson, CB; Oregon State



- Dorsey's draft is as predictable as the plot line in a porno. At least one workout warrior and at least one guy who was "Oooh! He's playing good in a college All-Star game! Let's draft him!" That's Nelson. Charles Davis thinks he invented/coined the term "Mighty Mouse" for Nelson. What a jerk off.

Doesn't have fluid hips to turn and chase if beaten off the line of scrimmage. Scouts believe tape shows below-average football intelligence and a lack of speed. Labored backpedal. Panics in man coverage and will get grabby (second-most penalized senior cornerback). Doesn't have length or fluidity to play in trail coverage.

Sounds great.

4. Ramik Wilson, LB; Georgia



5. D.J. Alexander, OLB; Oregon State



- Yeah, the guy that the NFL didn't even have rated prior to the draft. That's who we pick in the fifth round. Super.

5. James O'Shaughnessy, TE; Illinois State



- Completes the Dorsey predictable draftee trifecta - the well measured small school dude. Tardif, Catapano. O'Shinglesley will be a personal Dorsey favorite because of his terrific measurables and gamer mentality. He'll take up a roster spot for years without ever seeing a single snap.

6. Rakeem Nunez-Roches, DT; Southern Mississippi



It really doesn't even matter now. Another small school dude who really doesn't fit the defense. Why even have picks if this is what you are going to do with them? Not that guys like Ben Koyak, Tre McBride, Zach Vigil, Ifo Ekpre-Olomu, etc. are still available. **** guys like that. I hate dudes who could contribute to this team immediately.

7. Da'Ron Brown, WR; Northern Illinois