Poop Am I friend zoned?

**Bufkin** · 07-24-2014, 11:44 AM

So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all).

Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog".

So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell).

And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice.

God bless,

Eric # 72.

07-24-2014, 11:44 AM	Topic Starter
Bufkin Just here for the Royals Join Date: Jul 2014 Casino cash: $10029260	Am I friend zoned? So I met this girl on Tinder. She likes politics, uses "you're" correctly, and has an ass that you could roll quarters on. She lives in Joplin, which is about 2 hours away from where I live. She texts me every day, and it usually consists of pictures she finds on iFunny (which is an app that ironically isn't funny at all). Since she lives in Joplin, I drop hints all the time that we should go to the casino near her town. She's always like "yeah I'm down!", but then it ends after that. I also invited her to a Chiefs game this season, which she gladly accepted. At the very least, I want to see her to make sure I'm not getting catfished. With my luck, she weighs 380, is a chain smoker, has a Santorum bumper sticker, and is nicknamed "coon dog". So with all of this said, does anybody have any tips on how I can find out if this girl has any interest in me? We're Facebook/Twitter friends and she likes my shit on the reg, but who knows if it's a courtesy thing. I also don't want to flat out ask for nudes to see how she reacts, because I'm in no mood to send her a dong pic (this was my roommate's advice to get her out of her shell). And before it's said, I'm not trolling. I'm not even trying to get attention. I'm just trying to get some advice on a place where I'm completely anonymous and nobody is going to laugh in my face for asking strangers for female advice. God bless, Eric # 72.
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