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Brazilian Woman Sells Virginity for $780,000
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10-25-2012, 03:33 PM | #61 |
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10-25-2012, 04:23 PM | #63 |
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Anyone read the last line where the man's virginity sold for $3,000? That is the story I am more interested in. Who paid for that?
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10-25-2012, 04:27 PM | #64 |
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$27.25 for a little girl-girl action. Excellent bid, sir. Now do I hear $30? $30 to explore undiscovered Brazil? Hominahominahomina, $30?
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10-25-2012, 04:57 PM | #65 |
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How would you like to be the guy who lost that auction though? $779k burning a hole in his pocket and no virgins in sight. I guess he'll just have to call one thousand dollar a night hooker over to his house every day for the next 2 years. Sucks to be him.
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10-25-2012, 04:59 PM | #66 |
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Brazilians have the greatest asses tho. Hands down.
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10-25-2012, 05:09 PM | #67 |
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For that kind of money I don't want a virgin, I want a slutty Brazillian hotty that has one pocket full of condoms, one pocket full of blow, no front teeth and driving a beer truck.
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10-25-2012, 05:59 PM | #68 |
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The dude that won the bid ought to introduce the Brazilian chick to that great American challenge thing.
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10-25-2012, 07:39 PM | #69 |
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She's no Adriana...
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10-25-2012, 07:41 PM | #70 |
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for that kinda scratch she's swallowing and doing ass to mouth.
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10-25-2012, 07:43 PM | #71 |
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Even THIS- as fantastic as it would be- is not worth $780,000.
EDIT: well, unless you were a gazillionaire who could easily afford $780,000. Then yes, she would be worth it.
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10-25-2012, 07:46 PM | #72 |
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I mean, I would probably smash. But, I would spend somewhere in the neighborhood of around 0 dollars for it.
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10-25-2012, 08:23 PM | #73 |
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