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11-21-2016, 10:46 AM | #2 |
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Bob Dole hands his to his mother.
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11-21-2016, 10:46 AM | #3 |
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BlackBob usually sucks off his uncle and then ****s his turkey.
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11-21-2016, 10:56 AM | #4 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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11-21-2016, 11:00 AM | #5 |
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I see no reason to do anything but inject and fry ever again.
Faster, tastes better, juicier and if I really want stuffing, that's what they make Stovetop for (and besides, a proper grandma can make scratch stuffing with just the neck and gizzard bag you pull out of the center anyway...) Roasting means dried out breasts, undercooked dark meat or salmonella stuffing. If you tent the breast you can help things a little but it's still just not as good.
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11-21-2016, 11:05 AM | #6 |
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11-21-2016, 11:57 AM | #7 |
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I smoke them because that's what my mom wants.
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11-21-2016, 12:22 PM | #8 |
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11-21-2016, 12:24 PM | #9 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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I eat prime rib and don't do a turkey. That's how.
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11-21-2016, 12:34 PM | #10 |
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smokem if you gottem.
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11-21-2016, 12:42 PM | #11 |
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Masterfully, I prepare my turkey masterfully.
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11-21-2016, 12:50 PM | #12 |
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My Dad smokes a couple of turkey breasts every year and they are fantastic.
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11-21-2016, 01:01 PM | #13 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Don't care about Turkey. However, when i DO do Turkey, i prepare a dry rub for it and bake it covered with strips of Bacon.
It's the Ham that steals the show any way. And I use a Citrus Rum Glaze for my Ham.
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11-21-2016, 01:15 PM | #14 |
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11-21-2016, 01:19 PM | #15 |
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I'm smoking a turkey this year.
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