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They come here and the government has some understanding and talks with them, has ships and bodies, and knows something about what they are. | 25 | 16.23% | |
They come here, and the government investigates sightings and keeps secrets and has evidence but they don't know much. | 31 | 20.13% | |
They exist and they come here but no one (including government) has any solid physical evidence or shocking secrets. | 11 | 7.14% | |
They exist and are intelligent and could come here but they don't. | 18 | 11.69% | |
Intelligent life exists in some form but can't come here because of distance/technology challenges. | 54 | 35.06% | |
Something exists out there somewhere but it isn't intelligent. | 8 | 5.19% | |
There are no life forms anywhere else. | 7 | 4.55% | |
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06-03-2015, 02:37 PM | #286 |
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I bet Bruce Jenner wouldn't mind an anal probe. No tour of the ship needed.
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06-03-2015, 04:26 PM | #287 | |
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The last one was below treetop level and close enough that I could have quite easily hit it with a rock. |
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And I hope you didn't actually throw a rock at an alien spaceship. That wouldn't exactly impress them with our technological prowess.
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I notice a light tracing huge arcs and loops across the sky, almost from one horizon to the other, impossible distances in split seconds, it was changing colors as it went... blue, purple, green... it disappeared for a few minutes. I walked the 50 or so feet down to the river bank, standing there facing north sipping my beer and marveling at what I'd just seen... I suddenly got a strange urge to turn around to the south. Coming down along the river, maybe ten foot above it and tracing its meandering path, well below treetop level was what I would describe as a black, semi-flattened egg with the back third being straight, vertical and not rounded like the rest of it... on this flat rear surface were two huge round lights, one red and one white. As it went past me I got a perfect look at its structure, could make out its shape and color perfectly, it was matte black and about as long and wide as three of the biggest suv's (Suburban, etc) out there put side by side, maybe just a bit longer. The craziest part was the complete and utter silence, it made no more noise going past me than would a balloon drifting by on a gentle breeze at maybe 10mph... no noise whatsoever, nothing at all, all I could really hear was the pounding in my chest. I watched it continue its map of the earth path until it disappeared around a bend maybe an eighth of a mile away. |
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06-03-2015, 05:20 PM | #290 |
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3 times and 1 was talked about on Paul Havey.
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06-03-2015, 05:25 PM | #291 |
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Change that 4 times.
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06-03-2015, 05:29 PM | #292 |
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Only 2 close to the samething.
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06-03-2015, 06:15 PM | #296 |
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I wonder if Aliens get sex changes?
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We don't even know if they have sexes. Maybe they're all one and it doesn't matter.
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Just think about what people do when they think they see a UFO. The greatest percentage of people run inside and grab a camera or video recording device. They try and get it on film. Or they keep their mouth shut and don't say a word. Either response would be greatly appreciated by anyone piloting a military aircraft in hostile territory...
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06-04-2015, 05:19 AM | #299 |
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They can apply for a visa like everyone else, damnit.
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06-04-2015, 07:20 AM | #300 |
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MFing aliens are just visiting here so they can get welfare and benefits.
Send those losers back to Zeta Retculi
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