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Direckshun · 09-05-2014, 08:22 PM

Welcome, my fellow losers. Let us enjoy ourselves with pleasantries for an evening.

I remember growing up, knowing that I'd work on the 52nd floor of a high rise building in downtown Tokyo making decisions that would control everybody's lives during the day, then spending every night wining and dining with supermodels until 3am where I'd pound four of them at a time until there was a crack in the floor.

That didn't work out, exactly. But I have eked out a pleasant existence nonetheless, but it does mean that occasionally, I am in on a Friday night.

So, I've opened the bar for you guys. I've got every drink you wish behind the bar. Come on in and relax, shoot the shit, and tell us what's going on. You've got to tell me what you want to drink, however.

I've been LOVING java stouts recently. There's a java stout made by the Santa Fe Brewing Company, and I adore it. I'm about two-deep right now. The worst thing about it, and really the only bad thing about it, is the taste in my mouth when I wake up in the morning.

What're you having?

**Bugeater** · 09-05-2014, 08:23 PM

**** you. That's what's going on.

**Mav** · 09-05-2014, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

**** you. That's what's going on.

**TimBone** · 09-05-2014, 08:25 PM

Water. I'm at my job.

You should hunt out Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout. Super dope.

Also, if you like your stouts to taste like straight black coffee, look into Crooked Letter Mystery Romp.

**Mav** · 09-05-2014, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

Water. I'm at my job.

You should hunt out Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout. Super dope.

Also, if you like your stouts to taste like straight black coffee, look into Crooked Letter Mystery Romp.

That a local?

**RealSNR** · 09-05-2014, 08:27 PM

Give me an Antifreeze Sunrise

**TimBone** · 09-05-2014, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

**** you. That's what's going on.

Bugnasty doing work.

Direckshun · 09-05-2014, 08:29 PM

Some conversation topics that've crossed my mind recently:

(a.) **** every person that doesn't think "Man of Steel" isn't a really good movie. I'll admit some occasional logical holes in it, and the Lois/Superman romance is undercooked, but the movie is an absolute delight. It features by FAR the best battles in any Superman movie, and explores angles no other Superman movie has ever attempted. I love it.

(b.) I have absolutely no idea how the Seahawks don't go 19-0. That's a 19-0 team, barring any tragic injuries to Russell Wilson or Earl Thomas, who are by far the two most important players on that team. I think the 49ers have the best chance at picking off a win, but I think it's far more likely that the Seahawks repeat the feat of the 2006 Patriots and go 18-0 with a Super Bowl berth, where they'll probably face the Denver Mannings again.

(c.) I've been reading too much recently. I've burned through like four books in three weeks. So I'm going to save my attention span (and my wallet) by reading gigantic books, at least 900 pages. I started with Battlefield Earth by Ron L. Hubbard, because I was told it was a breezy delight. But instead, it ended up being the worst written "adult fiction" book I've ever read. Holy shit it was horribly written.

So now I'm onto Alexander Dumas' "The Count of Monte Cristo" -- I just started it but it is already very vividly written. I really like it. No spoilers, please. Assholes.

(c.) I've also been reading some epistemology recently, and I think the adverbial theory of perception is the most logically impregnable. Adverbial theory states that all we observe may or may not be real -- but we can at least accurately describe our observations by saying that our observations can be described by what we're observing. That sounds like a logical circle, but it's really not. When I perceive a beautiful, blue lake, I may or may not be seeing an actual blue lake, as there's just no way we can know. But we can know that we are perceiving in a "beautiful, blue lake"-y kind of way, and that's the most perfect and logically consistent method of describing our perceptions as there is.

Direckshun · 09-05-2014, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

**** you. That's what's going on.

You son of a bitch.

Did you like your roast at SNR's hands?

Did you even know you were that lousy of a person?

**Gadzooks** · 09-05-2014, 08:30 PM

Please make an anti freeze daiquiri and send it over to the other table. It's for Mr. Buzz.

Deberg_1990 · 09-05-2014, 08:31 PM

Give me sum of that Chiefs *uck me in the a$$

Direckshun · 09-05-2014, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

Water. I'm at my job.

You should hunt out Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout. Super dope.

Also, if you like your stouts to taste like straight black coffee, look into Crooked Letter Mystery Romp.

Two EXCELLENT recommendations. Where do you get them? I don't know where you live.

Direckshun · 09-05-2014, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

Give me an Antifreeze Sunrise

One tall glass of boar semen, coming right up.

Direckshun · 09-05-2014, 08:32 PM

Also, TimBone, where do you work? If you don't mind ChiefsPlanet minds inquiring.

Hint: you should mind.

**Buzz** · 09-05-2014, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone

Bugnasty doing work.

Made me laugh!

09-05-2014, 08:22 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4143447	The Late Night Bullshit Lounge is... OPEN. Welcome, my fellow losers. Let us enjoy ourselves with pleasantries for an evening. I remember growing up, knowing that I'd work on the 52nd floor of a high rise building in downtown Tokyo making decisions that would control everybody's lives during the day, then spending every night wining and dining with supermodels until 3am where I'd pound four of them at a time until there was a crack in the floor. That didn't work out, exactly. But I have eked out a pleasant existence nonetheless, but it does mean that occasionally, I am in on a Friday night. So, I've opened the bar for you guys. I've got every drink you wish behind the bar. Come on in and relax, shoot the shit, and tell us what's going on. You've got to tell me what you want to drink, however. I've been LOVING java stouts recently. There's a java stout made by the Santa Fe Brewing Company, and I adore it. I'm about two-deep right now. The worst thing about it, and really the only bad thing about it, is the taste in my mouth when I wake up in the morning. What're you having?
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09-05-2014, 08:23 PM	#2
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $6232680	**** you. That's what's going on.
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09-05-2014, 08:25 PM	#4
TimBone Mostly Ignored Join Date: Jul 2013 Casino cash: $8499985	Water. I'm at my job. You should hunt out Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout. Super dope. Also, if you like your stouts to taste like straight black coffee, look into Crooked Letter Mystery Romp.
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09-05-2014, 08:29 PM	#8
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4143447	Some conversation topics that've crossed my mind recently: (a.) **** every person that doesn't think "Man of Steel" isn't a really good movie. I'll admit some occasional logical holes in it, and the Lois/Superman romance is undercooked, but the movie is an absolute delight. It features by FAR the best battles in any Superman movie, and explores angles no other Superman movie has ever attempted. I love it. (b.) I have absolutely no idea how the Seahawks don't go 19-0. That's a 19-0 team, barring any tragic injuries to Russell Wilson or Earl Thomas, who are by far the two most important players on that team. I think the 49ers have the best chance at picking off a win, but I think it's far more likely that the Seahawks repeat the feat of the 2006 Patriots and go 18-0 with a Super Bowl berth, where they'll probably face the Denver Mannings again. (c.) I've been reading too much recently. I've burned through like four books in three weeks. So I'm going to save my attention span (and my wallet) by reading gigantic books, at least 900 pages. I started with Battlefield Earth by Ron L. Hubbard, because I was told it was a breezy delight. But instead, it ended up being the worst written "adult fiction" book I've ever read. Holy shit it was horribly written. So now I'm onto Alexander Dumas' "The Count of Monte Cristo" -- I just started it but it is already very vividly written. I really like it. No spoilers, please. Assholes. (c.) I've also been reading some epistemology recently, and I think the adverbial theory of perception is the most logically impregnable. Adverbial theory states that all we observe may or may not be real -- but we can at least accurately describe our observations by saying that our observations can be described by what we're observing. That sounds like a logical circle, but it's really not. When I perceive a beautiful, blue lake, I may or may not be seeing an actual blue lake, as there's just no way we can know. But we can know that we are perceiving in a "beautiful, blue lake"-y kind of way, and that's the most perfect and logically consistent method of describing our perceptions as there is.
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09-05-2014, 08:30 PM	#10
Gadzooks MFIC Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Tromsø, Norway Casino cash: $3819219	Please make an anti freeze daiquiri and send it over to the other table. It's for Mr. Buzz.
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09-05-2014, 08:31 PM	#11
Deberg_1990 In Search of a Life Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $3554454	Give me sum of that Chiefs *uck me in the a$$ __________________ Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning: Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down. One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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09-05-2014, 08:32 PM	#14
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $4143447	Also, TimBone, where do you work? If you don't mind ChiefsPlanet minds inquiring. Hint: you should mind.
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