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01-26-2019, 08:30 PM | Topic Starter |
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What's your best sex story?
I know we're all a bunch of old ass men on here (I'm 28) with bald heads and goatees, but surely some of you have cool stories to tell about something wild that happened in your life sexually.
For me, I've had sex in the trunk of a car, outside next to coyotes howling, at the mall, at work (many many times). I could go into details, but I want YOUR details. GO! |
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01-26-2019, 08:32 PM | #2 |
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I've been ****ed multiple times by the Chiefs.
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01-26-2019, 08:34 PM | #3 |
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01-26-2019, 09:24 PM | #4 |
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01-26-2019, 10:36 PM | #5 |
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Carl or someone else???
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01-26-2019, 08:34 PM | #6 |
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Nothing will top the thread linked to shaggybevo.com that used MS Paint to illustrate sex stories. I almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard.
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01-26-2019, 08:57 PM | #7 | |
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The one you mention, and this: https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=279659 The elephant blowing diarrhea out his ass and trunk is as good as it gets. |
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01-26-2019, 09:15 PM | #8 | |
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01-26-2019, 08:35 PM | #9 |
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Eric Berry Spirit ****ed me
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01-26-2019, 08:35 PM | #10 |
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Funny how these conquest threads generally show up on Saturday nights.
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01-26-2019, 08:41 PM | #11 |
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I'll let you know when I stop doing massage for a living
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01-26-2019, 08:44 PM | #12 |
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01-26-2019, 08:51 PM | #13 |
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I ****ed 5 different chicks in a day one of them twice.
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01-26-2019, 09:26 PM | #14 |
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What about the other hand?
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01-26-2019, 10:08 PM | #15 |
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