Football Colin Cowherd Describes Each NFL Team in 3 Words

rico · 08-02-2016, 08:54 PM

I know, I know... Colin Cowherd. Most people hate his guts. If you live in Iowa, your facebook feed was likely flooded with people posting long-winded Cowherd-hate for his criticism of the Iowa Hawkeyes last year...when he basically said that the Hawkeyes were the most overrated team in NCAA football because they hadn't beaten a team that was any good.

Like him or hate him (or indifferent, like me), I thought this thing he did where he described each NFL team in 3 words was interesting... Pretty funny at times.

You will see that the Chiefs got pegged as being "good, but boring." This actually kind of made me laugh a little bit, for most of my friends are either Bears, Packers, Vikings or Cowboys fans. There are some Chiefs fans scattered around here and there, but not near as many as there are Bears and Packers fans. With that said, I've been asked TONS of times throughout my life, including this year at work why I became a Chiefs fan because they've always considered the Chiefs to be a boring team, like the Bills, Cardinals, Jets, Lions, etc. (those are just a few teams off the top of my head that seem to be perceived as "boring" around here).

I'm guessing Cowherd labeled the Chiefs as "good, but boring" because of Alex Smith epitomizing what it is to be a game manager?????

Sidenote: The Raiders..."return to glory???" Seriously?

Patriots - Fine Without Brady

Bills: Rex Spells W-R-E-C-K

Jets - Playoffs With Fitzy

Dolphins - Not Well Run

Bengals - Prime Time Problems

Steelers - Talent With Issues

Ravens - The Wrong Harbaugh

Browns - Can LeBron play?

Texans - Clowney Question Bro

Colts - Ignore Last Season

Jaguars - Bortles Is Rising

Titans - Mariota Needs Chip

Broncos - Fall Off Cliff

Chiefs - Good, But Boring

Raiders - Return to Glory

Chargers - Really Nice Weather

Washington - Don't Like That

Giants - McAdoo or McA-Don't?

Eagles - Waiting for Wentz

Cowboys - Depends on Romo

Vikings - First Round Exit

Packers - Rodgers MVP Season

Lions - Will Miss Megatron

Bears - One Word: Cutler

Panthers - Keep on Dabbing

Falcons - Picture of Mediocrity

Buccaneers - Same as Falcons

Saints - This Isn't 2009

Cardinals - Best In West

Seahawks - No More Skittles

Rams - And They're Goff!

49ers - Chip, Kaep, Crap

staylor26 · 08-02-2016, 08:59 PM

"Return to Glory"

The media is really putting the pressure on the Raiders.

rico · 08-02-2016, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by staylor26

"Return to Glory"

The media is really putting the pressure on the Raiders.

Yeah, that one stuck out to me as well... Some of them are funny. San Diego's is funny...but "Return to Glory" for the Raiders??? For real?

OctoberFart · 08-02-2016, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by staylor26

"Return to Glory"

The media is really putting the pressure on the Raiders.

Queef fans are the only ones who are afraid to admit the Raiders are going to be a threat this year. Denver isn't falling off that far either.

rico · 08-02-2016, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Queef fans are the only ones who are afraid to admit the Raiders are going to be a threat this year. Denver isn't falling off that far either.

I personally don't think their a joke by any means....I believe they are a team that should be taken very seriously... But glory? Returning there? I guess everyone has their own definition of the word, "glory."

staylor26 · 08-02-2016, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

I personally don't think their a joke by any means....I believe they are a team that should be taken very seriously... But glory? Returning there? I guess everyone has their own definition of the word, "glory."

Exactly. I'm not denying that the Raiders could be a serious threat in the division, but that's taking it too far.

Psyko Tek · 08-02-2016, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rico

I personally don't think their a joke by any means....I believe they are a team that should be taken very seriously... But glory? Returning there? I guess everyone has their own definition of the word, "glory."

well, it involves a hole
and the silver and black on their knees in front of it

that is RAIDER GLORY

Simply Red · 08-02-2016, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Queef fans are the only ones who are afraid to admit the Raiders are going to be a threat this year. Denver isn't falling off that far either.

You have a soft tender heart, and I've been able to see that in you, back in our poker days. But you're dead wrong on this topic.

**RealSNR** · 08-03-2016, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Queef fans are the only ones who are afraid to admit the Raiders are going to be a threat this year.

You say that every ****ing year, and every ****ing year your team snorts goat shit

OctoberFart · 08-03-2016, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by RealSNR

You say that every ****ing year, and every ****ing year your team snorts goat shit

I don't say that every year. This is the first year in a long time I have said I think they are going to the playoffs and challenging Denver for the Division.

BleedingRed · 08-03-2016, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by OctoberFart

I don't say that every year. This is the first year in a long time I have said I think they are going to the playoffs and challenging Denver for the Division.

See this is how I know you have no knowledge of football... You would be challenging the CHIEFS for the division.. Lmao about Denver.

Coochie liquor · 08-03-2016, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Queef fans are the only ones who are afraid to admit the Raiders are going to be a threat this year. Denver isn't falling off that far either.

Here's my Raiders 3 words

No playoffs again

Or

Can't win nine

Or

Final resting place

Or

Dumb ass fans

Kman34 · 08-03-2016, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Here's my Raiders 3 words

No playoffs again

Or

Can't win nine

Or

Final resting place

Or

Dumb ass fans

Al is dead.....

InChiefsHeaven · 08-03-2016, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Here's my Raiders 3 words

No playoffs again

Or

Can't win nine

Or

Final resting place

Or

Dumb ass fans

To be fair, dumbass is really one word...I think anyway...meh, whatever...

PunkinDrublic · 08-03-2016, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart

Queef fans are the only ones who are afraid to admit the Raiders are going to be a threat this year. Denver isn't falling off that far either.

You sounded more convincing when you said that the last couple of years.

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