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Old 06-23-2015, 07:49 AM   Topic Starter
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Old 06-23-2015, 07:50 AM   #2
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Old 06-23-2015, 07:54 AM   #3
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Old 06-23-2015, 07:55 AM   #4
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Ive honestly never even seen heroin. I did have all my wisdom teeth pulled, then a week later I had to have my appendix removed. So yeah, Im guessing these hydros and percs are to blame...I mean my friend had all that done.
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Old 06-23-2015, 07:57 AM   #5
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Ive honestly never even seen heroin. I did have all my wisdom teeth pulled, then a week later I had to have my appendix removed. So yeah, Im guessing these hydros and percs are to blame...I mean my friend had all that done.
That'll do it. Awhile back I had to be on hydros as well. Started eating two bowls of raisin bran for breakfast. 2 days later...problem solved.
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Old 06-23-2015, 08:00 AM   #6
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Um, no. Tell your "friend" there are over the counter products that have been out for decades to help with that.
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Old 06-23-2015, 07:56 AM   #8
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Um, no. Tell your "friend" there are over the counter products that have been out for decades to help with that.
When its already started to crown you cant really run to the store to buy these products.
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Old 06-23-2015, 08:40 AM   #9
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:58 AM   #10
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When its already started to crown you cant really run to the store to buy these products.
So you're saying the jumper was in the door...
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So you're saying the jumper was in the door...
Sounds like the jump master needed to push him out
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