Football you have literally got to be FIST ****ing me

Hootie · 02-01-2015, 09:26 PM

sorry, my phone died while I was at Hooters

that was THE WORST PLAYCALL in the history of the NFL

I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in the history of my life understand how, what, why or .... that just happened.

Belichick doesn't call a timeout, WORST DECISION EVER (before the next play), ESSENTIALLY WAVES THE WHITE FLAG, and then the hawks, with a timeout, DECIDE TO LINE UP IN SHOTGUN AND THROW THE BALL INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD WHEN THEY ARE 2ND AND GOAL FROM THE 1 WITH THE BEST RUNNING QB IN THE NFL AND THE BEST POWER RUNNER IN THE NFL?!

What are the actual odds of Marshawn not scoring from the 1 on the next 2 plays?

1%

are
you
****ing
kidding
me

???

Like.

What?

omg

I cannot believe the Seahawks just HANDED a legacy game to the Patriots ... literally.

That was the worst ****ing thing I've ever seen. Ever. Ever. OMFG

and, thankfully, I didn't hedge ... you know, because I'm a ****ing idiot

really

really?

someone will have to explain to me how they thought shotgun, 2nd and goal, from the 1 ... and a slant RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE DEFENSE was a good ****ing playcall?!

omg

it is literally the worst play call of all time and there isn't even a 2nd place

or a 3rd place

or a 4th

HOW IN THE **** DO YOU RUN THAT PLAY?

W
T
F

**Buck** · 02-01-2015, 09:27 PM

inb4 shitstorm

Prison Bitch · 02-01-2015, 09:27 PM

Wow, both you and your lover took it up the chute on that one.

Setsuna · 02-01-2015, 09:27 PM

Sorry man

Reerun_KC · 02-01-2015, 09:27 PM

Andy Reid stood up and applauded that play call.

Psyko Tek · 02-01-2015, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Andy Reid stood up and applauded that play call.

and will make it again,
when ever he has the chance

offensive geniuses don't run one of the best running backs ever to win the game

Lonewolf Ed · 02-01-2015, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reerun_KC

Andy Reid stood up and applauded that play call.

Give him SOME credit. He probably thought they called the wrong pass play.

Deberg_1990 · 02-01-2015, 09:28 PM

So you don't agree with putting the game in the hands of your 'elite' QB Hootie?

Hootie · 02-01-2015, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990

So you don't agree with putting the game in the hands of your 'elite' QB Hootie?

there are 3 choices at that time after Belichick doesn't call a timeout (laughably terrible decision)

1) read option
2) same play you just ****ing ran
3) same play you just ****ing ran but play-action instead

choice # 13 billion

the play they ran

I mean. They deserved it.

WHO IN THE **** THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

I MEAN

****. I don't even know what to blame. I watched the play, and Lynch immediately ran a route ... so I feel like it was a designed play ...

but I almost have to question Russell and think, "hey....you probably should have just said no, that's dumb."

because?

OMG

that was the worst play EVER

omfgggggggg

**DaneMcCloud** · 02-01-2015, 09:28 PM

Reason #347 why Darrell Bevell will never be a head coach

Rams Fan · 02-01-2015, 09:28 PM

**notorious** · 02-01-2015, 09:28 PM

Sorry your team lost.

**Ming the Merciless** · 02-01-2015, 09:30 PM

I was hoping you would win your bet

I'm.sorry man

As much as I enjoy arguing with you about shit, you're a bro and I didn't have any coin on it.

8-(

Hootie · 02-01-2015, 09:29 PM

I mean

as a Madden player for my entire life

I witnessed two of the dumbest ****ing things over the course of 1 play

How does Belichick not call a timeout?

I was laughing. What? He gave up.

but then

HOW IN THE **** DO YOU RUN THAT ****ING PLAY WITH A TIMEOUT IN YOUR BACK POCKET!?

WHAT
THE
****

3rd down? Ok. Maybe. Maybe. Still terrible, but at least defensible.

ON 2ND ****ING DOWN

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

IF YOU WANNA PASS IT, LINE UP IN HEAVY AND RUN A PLAY-ACTION

Holy ****. I'm not kidding. The only thing that even makes sense to me was Seattle lost on purpose (which I know isn't true) ... but that playcall? That is literally the only scenario that makes sense to me.

I just ...

I'd say I'm at a loss for words. But I'm not. I'm just ****ing appalled.

KC native · 02-01-2015, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

I mean

as a Madden player for my entire life

This is great.

02-01-2015, 09:26 PM	Topic Starter
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	you have literally got to be FIST ing me sorry, my phone died while I was at Hooters that was THE WORST PLAYCALL in the history of the NFL I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in the history of my life understand how, what, why or .... that just happened. Belichick doesn't call a timeout, WORST DECISION EVER (before the next play), ESSENTIALLY WAVES THE WHITE FLAG, and then the hawks, with a timeout, DECIDE TO LINE UP IN SHOTGUN AND THROW THE BALL INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD WHEN THEY ARE 2ND AND GOAL FROM THE 1 WITH THE BEST RUNNING QB IN THE NFL AND THE BEST POWER RUNNER IN THE NFL?! What are the actual odds of Marshawn not scoring from the 1 on the next 2 plays? 1% are you **ing kidding me ??? Like. What? omg I cannot believe the Seahawks just HANDED a legacy game to the Patriots ... literally. That was the worst ing thing I've ever seen. Ever. Ever. OMFG and, thankfully, I didn't hedge ... you know, because I'm a ing idiot really really? someone will have to explain to me how they thought shotgun, 2nd and goal, from the 1 ... and a slant RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF THE DEFENSE was a good ing playcall?! omg it is literally the worst play call of all time and there isn't even a 2nd place or a 3rd place or a 4th HOW IN THE ** DO YOU RUN THAT PLAY? W T F
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Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I mean as a Madden player for my entire life I witnessed two of the dumbest **ing things over the course of 1 play How does Belichick not call a timeout? I was laughing. What? He gave up. but then HOW IN THE DO YOU RUN THAT ING PLAY WITH A TIMEOUT IN YOUR BACK POCKET!? WHAT THE 3rd down? Ok. Maybe. Maybe. Still terrible, but at least defensible. ON 2ND ING DOWN OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IF YOU WANNA PASS IT, LINE UP IN HEAVY AND RUN A PLAY-ACTION Holy . I'm not kidding. The only thing that even makes sense to me was Seattle lost on purpose (which I know isn't true) ... but that playcall? That is literally the only scenario that makes sense to me. I just ... I'd say I'm at a loss for words. But I'm not. I'm just **ing appalled.
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