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08-28-2014, 05:46 PM | Topic Starter |
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So You're Having A Party, And Jesus Is Coming
What kind of beer do you serve?
If you're gonna party with Jesus, you better have some damn good beer. Dinny |
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08-28-2014, 05:46 PM | #2 |
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I heard Jesus prefers wine.
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08-28-2014, 05:47 PM | #3 |
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Miller High Life. It's the champagne of beers.
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08-28-2014, 05:47 PM | #4 |
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I'm not serving beer.
I'm showing Jesus to the faucet and telling him to get to work. |
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08-28-2014, 05:48 PM | #5 |
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08-28-2014, 05:49 PM | #6 |
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I'd just give him water. Let him make his own beer.
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08-28-2014, 05:50 PM | #7 |
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Growing up Mormon, the answer is none of the above. Serve him a Pibb Xtra.
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08-28-2014, 05:59 PM | #8 |
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Well, it's not actually like JESUS is coming over. It is more like someone who is quite very nearly LIKE Jesus has agreed to visit my humble abode.
I lied and said I didn't have any beer because I didn't know the proper beer to serve. Dinny |
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08-28-2014, 06:47 PM | #9 |
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Lol. Hey man I also got home and the ****ing next door neighbor cut the home phone line on accident. so I'm gonna have to hit you up in the am.
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08-30-2014, 05:59 PM | #10 |
Thank you
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08-28-2014, 06:02 PM | #11 |
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Dos Equis, obviously.
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08-30-2014, 06:24 PM | #12 |
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08-28-2014, 06:02 PM | #13 |
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I'd kick back and have a couple of ice cold Hamm's with Jesus.
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08-28-2014, 06:06 PM | #14 |
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Give him a loaf of bread, a fish and some water. Done.
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08-28-2014, 06:07 PM | #15 |
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Oh, I mean Him of course.
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