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11-28-2013, 10:35 AM | Topic Starter |
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-- Who else is constipated?
Real life issues this morning.
Lots of repercussions from the beef and jalapeno nachos (Los Bravos) enjoyed after my shopping venture, last night. Lower cramping, burning anus 'incomplete' shits. This is bullshit I don't need - on the day that I love to eat. Who else is constipated today? Last edited by Simply Red; 02-24-2014 at 08:36 AM.. |
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11-28-2013, 10:37 AM | #2 |
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Interesting. I'd have wagered that that particular food selection would give you completely different results.
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11-28-2013, 10:41 AM | #3 |
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11-28-2013, 10:37 AM | #4 |
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I envy my clean break streak a month or so ago. These dumps lately have been pathetic.
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11-28-2013, 10:37 AM | #5 |
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Of course, if you'd just gone to Dorsia, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
You stupid ****ing bastard.
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11-28-2013, 10:42 AM | #6 |
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11-28-2013, 10:04 PM | #7 |
Threepeat!
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11-28-2013, 10:38 AM | #8 |
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My bowels are actually a bit loose today, thank you.
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11-28-2013, 10:39 AM | #9 |
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Very frustrating morning. I've got the opium shits. You know? None at all.
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11-28-2013, 10:46 AM | #10 |
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11-28-2013, 10:53 AM | #11 |
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this really sucks.
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11-28-2013, 11:14 AM | #12 |
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This is really a perfect description of how I've felt for the last 2 days. At my size, it's not ****ing natural to go 3 days without a BM.
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11-28-2013, 11:17 AM | #13 |
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You need to buy a box of Shredded wheat, and get real stoned - get the munchies, then eat a couple of bowls of it. I'm telling you. You can't substitute for that army of wheat sourced fiber.
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11-28-2013, 11:19 AM | #14 |
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11-28-2013, 11:29 AM | #15 |
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Colon blow will clean you out in a hurry.
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