Chiefs Kansas has bigger dicks than Missouri

Hammock Parties · 04-20-2013, 02:14 PM

http://www.sexcigarsbooze.com/2010/1...ity-and-state/

Here are some highlights from Condomania’s penis database:

Top ranking state by average penis size: New Hampshire
Lowest ranking state by average penis size: Wyoming
Top ranking U.S. City by average penis size: New Orleans
Second highest-ranking city (just behind N.O.): Washington, DC
Lowest ranking city by average penis size: Dallas/FT. Worth
Blue states vs. red states: blue states’ average penis size is bigger!
Penises come in a wide range of sizes: the smallest penises are less than 3” in length and the largest penises are longer than 10” in length
Penis sizes chart almost a perfect bell curve: 25% of the male population is under 5” in length, 50% are between 5” and 6” in length and 25% are longer than 6” in length

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50 States Ordered by Penis Size

1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming

**Canofbier** · 04-20-2013, 02:16 PM

I look forward to the followup report on genital girth by state. Don't let us down.

Brock · 04-20-2013, 02:20 PM

As caeolla says, it's displacement that matters.

Direckshun · 04-20-2013, 02:21 PM

C'mon, guys. I can't carry this state by myself.

KCUnited · 04-20-2013, 02:21 PM

Those 2 black guys must be really hung.

Direckshun · 04-20-2013, 02:22 PM

This explains most of Mormonism's appeal to people, by the way.

BlackHelicopters · 04-20-2013, 02:30 PM

What state has the biggest tits?

Psyko Tek · 04-20-2013, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop

What state has the biggest tits?

the one with the most plastic surgeons
guessing cali

**wazu** · 04-20-2013, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

the one with the most plastic surgeons
guessing cali

Not by a long shot. You can pretty much just look at which state has highest obesity rate. That's where the biggest tits are.

Discuss Thrower · 04-20-2013, 02:36 PM

I am the 50%

**CrazyPhuD** · 04-20-2013, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice

6. Hawaii

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii

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In terms of race and ethnicity, the state was 38.6% Asian, 24.7% White (22.7% Non-Hispanic White Alone), 23.6% from Two or More Races, 10.0% Native Hawaiians and Other Pacific Islanders, 8.9% Hispanics and Latinos of any race, 1.6% Black or African American, 1.2% from Some Other race, and 0.3% American Indian and Alaska Native.

ThaVirus · 04-20-2013, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii

Speaking of that, its funny that the two most well-endowed cities are predominantly black. Fueling the fire.

ChiefaRoo · 04-20-2013, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Speaking of that, its funny that the two most well-endowed cities are predominantly black. Fueling the fire.

Brothers be packing.

Chiefs Pantalones · 04-20-2013, 02:53 PM

**CrazyPhuD** · 04-20-2013, 02:59 PM

BTW I thought everything was bigger in Texas?????

Guess not.......

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