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03-20-2013, 02:54 PM | Topic Starter |
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It's Chiefs planet Poetry jam-Dammit
OK. Here is the premise of this thread.
I will begin with a 1-3 word phrase. The poets(or pooets) of CP are challenged to compose a styling of their choice(Haiku, limerick, sonnet etc...) using either that phrase in their contribution or as the theme of it. Each series will last 1-2 days to allow contributors time to do their magic. Once I choose a winner of the initial submissions, the winner will select the next 1-3 word phrase. Go. The first phrase subject is: Hairy Nipple |
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03-20-2013, 02:56 PM | #2 |
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Is this what you do in Iowa...?
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03-20-2013, 03:04 PM | #3 |
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03-20-2013, 03:07 PM | #4 |
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The NFL owners and competition committee are a bunch of gutless pussies who are killing their own cash cow.
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03-20-2013, 02:56 PM | #5 |
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mose this, jesus that, abraham hit me with a wiffleball bat. errerrerrrerrerrrerrrerrntt
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03-20-2013, 03:00 PM | #6 |
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Oh, hairy nipple
why must you be so? I do not like my women hairy on their chest nor down below. I would love to taste of your womanly teet, but I fear that I may get a pube in my teeth. A bare-skinned nipple, is a thing so grand. But with you I feel as though I'm licking a man. Please shave your chest so the show can go on. If not I can do my own thing in the John.
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03-20-2013, 03:00 PM | #7 |
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Roses are Red,
Violets are blue. Knowmo has hairy nipples, and he's a bet welching piece of shit. |
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03-20-2013, 04:29 PM | #8 |
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03-20-2013, 03:02 PM | #9 |
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Free Love and Anti-freeze.
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03-20-2013, 03:04 PM | #10 |
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Guyku, bitches.
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03-20-2013, 03:09 PM | #11 |
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Fear and Loathing.
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03-20-2013, 03:28 PM | #12 |
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There once was a girl from out west
Whose nipples were follically blessed. She said, 'I know it looks funny, but it saves me some money. I grow free dental floss on my chest.' |
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03-20-2013, 03:29 PM | #13 |
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03-20-2013, 03:38 PM | #14 |
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Oh, well damn, if we're going to do limericks...
"There once was a fellow named Sutter, Who had a most terrible Stutter. He ordered some H-Ham, and some Juh-juh-juh Jam, And some buh buh buh... buh buh buh butter!" "There once was a Senator from Mass, Who was trollin' around for some ass; He lucked out and found it, He f***ed up and drowned it, And THAT was the end of HIS ass!" "There once was a fellow named Manny, Who stuck his long d*** up his fanny. What's he shouting about? He can't get it out! He can't s**t, he can't piss...it's uncanny!" |
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03-20-2013, 03:50 PM | #15 |
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Haiku;
Hair on your nipples? It is better than zit tits, or psoriasis. |
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