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Old 05-20-2012, 02:34 AM   Topic Starter
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Just hooked up with an Aussie chick. (My cool story, bros.)
an' she tolked loike this!

'ello! Moi name's Jane. Oi'me in Austin for the weekend as Oi travel through the stoites.

We were in Vegas yestah-day, and we will be going to New Orleans Mohn-day noight.

Moi friend ova they-ah is mackin' out with some bloke she met. I reckon we should do the same.

(She was probably a 6/10. Blonde, moderately skinny, decent face. But the accent sent me from six to midnight faster than a woman ever had before. Her friend was super skinny, with a Megan Fox face. The other guy lucked out hard.)

Anywho, they were staying at a Travel Lodge and we grabbed a cab with her, her friend, and this random other guy. We went back to their room, and me and this random guy just sat there awkwardly while the girls went in the bathroom. I said, "Man. Aussie chicks are so hot." He said, "Dude, I know." Then we giggled like little school girls. His chick came out in t-shirt and thong, and my chick just left the door cracked asked me to come "help her with something."

An hour later, I went to the lobby, hopped in a cab, and came back home. After some non-answered phone calls to my amigos, I hopped on CP to share my tale.

I love this city, I love Australia, I love blowjobs, and I love Chiefsplanet.

G'noight!
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:37 AM   #2
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Pics or get the **** out! You know that's the drill.
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“The offensive guys prance around, make plays, and catch balls,” Johnson said, “and you look at them and say, ‘I could’ve tore you up right there … ’’’
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:51 AM   #3
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Pics or get the **** out! You know that's the drill.
I know, I know. Let's just pretend it was Claire from LOST. It's better that way.

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Old 05-20-2012, 02:57 AM   #4
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I know, I know. Let's just pretend it was Claire from LOST. It's better that way.
I don't know man if that works? That made me sad

Pics ogtfo
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There’s no contact during the offseason program, and Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Johnson is just itching to hit somebody.

“The offensive guys prance around, make plays, and catch balls,” Johnson said, “and you look at them and say, ‘I could’ve tore you up right there … ’’’
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:59 AM   #5
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I don't know man if that works? That made me sad

Pics ogtfo
If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.
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Old 05-20-2012, 03:05 AM   #6
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If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.
She'll prolly add you after she finishes brushing her teeth...
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Old 05-20-2012, 03:16 AM   #7
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If I get that Facebook add I was promised, I will happily throw them in here.

That being said, I'm not holding my breath.
Ok ok, but I can't give rep to myself but I will help you out & you were > < close to getting some.



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There’s no contact during the offseason program, and Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Johnson is just itching to hit somebody.

“The offensive guys prance around, make plays, and catch balls,” Johnson said, “and you look at them and say, ‘I could’ve tore you up right there … ’’’
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:39 AM
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:54 AM   #10
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Kind of like this song lol
Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:55 AM   #11
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Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.
lol
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Old 05-20-2012, 03:03 AM   #12
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Dude...seriously. Delete this post. I did not post that. ****ing gun on the table and a lip tattoo. I was not there.
There, happy? I just may have saved your life dude. props.
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:42 AM   #13
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Which bar did ya meet her at? (Would be awesome if it was Aussies)
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:46 AM   #14
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Haha, I know.

No, it was at Barbarella's, strangely enough. Some of my strangest nights in ATX have had that place involved somehow.
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:50 AM   #15
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Haha, I know.

No, it was at Barbarella's, strangely enough. Some of my strangest nights in ATX have had that place involved somehow.
Well Congrats!!!

You ever go across the street to Valhalla or Bull McCabes? Those are where I have spent a majority of my misspent evenings.
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