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10-01-2014, 04:05 PM | Topic Starter |
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The $75 Date...
Ok guys. This was a conversation today.
Let's say you chatted up a hottie and want a date. We'll assume this meeting was with friends and you bought her a drink or two. She seems interested. That being said, you've dropped coin on dates that haven't worked out. Dropping $200+ for dinner/entertainment is out of the question! What are your ideas for a $75 date? A $75 hooker is not an option. |
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10-01-2014, 04:06 PM | #2 |
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A $40 hooker with a $35 dollar hotel room?
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10-01-2014, 05:28 PM | #3 |
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10-01-2014, 04:07 PM | #4 |
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A bottle of wine and a box of magnum condoms.
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10-01-2014, 04:07 PM | #5 |
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Dinner at a decent restaurant and the rest of the money for rubbers and lube.
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10-01-2014, 04:09 PM | #6 |
"You like to drink?"
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A quick, emphasis on quick, bite of something light before doing something active.
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10-01-2014, 04:11 PM | #7 |
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10-01-2014, 04:09 PM | #8 |
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Rape the shit out of her and then give her the $75 for cab fare.
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10-01-2014, 04:10 PM | #9 |
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A hike on your local mountain/trail, happy hour drinks then back to your place for dinner...
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10-01-2014, 04:11 PM | #10 |
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piihb and give her $8.00 for cab fare. Keep the rest for yourself.
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10-01-2014, 04:11 PM | #11 |
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I guess I should clarify myself. I've already raped and killed the bitch and found $75 in her purse. I'm looking for the next date. Are you people stupid?
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10-01-2014, 04:51 PM | #12 |
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10-01-2014, 04:15 PM | #14 |
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Or a couple bottles of wine while gazing at the heavens?
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10-01-2014, 04:41 PM | #15 |
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Thats almost unfair.
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