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Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.
A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction. During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks. Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident. “I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.” Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control. However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker. Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year. |
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They cloned George Clooney?
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No woman really thinks he's any good in bed. Just pretty to look at.
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And Brad Pitt. And Mark Webber.
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Oh I'd throw down with your wife for Mark Webber. I feel like Brad has to know his way around a bedroom or his freak of a wife would have left years ago. George would be the guy that doesn't have to try anymore, so doesn't. He'd just lay there and look pretty.
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I'm just happy to be in the mix, honestly.
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You take that #@it back about Tyler Durden, RIGHT ****ING NOW!
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I had to look that one up.
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Only if his wife finds out about it...
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maybe I can have the remote to the tv back.
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