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02-24-2015, 11:34 AM | Topic Starter |
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I just crushed my head on a metal fixture in a parking garage...
Lost a patch of hair and have a nasty cut (not stitch worthy) ... just washed my hair to try and make sure I cleaned the cut and everything but I feel a little woozy ... any precautions I should take? I don't think I need to go to convenient care or anything but I don't feel like dying today either. It's an elevated scrape, really. No blood but it's about three inches long and bright red ... And I'm missing a nice patch of hair to really further the embarrassment.
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02-24-2015, 11:35 AM | #2 |
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Try harder next time.
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02-24-2015, 01:22 PM | #3 |
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02-24-2015, 11:37 AM | #4 |
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Make a video about it
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02-24-2015, 11:39 AM | #5 |
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How long was your rant at the fixture?
Lay down and take it easy. If the weariness persists, get yo ass to a Dr. nagger. Last edited by eDave; 02-24-2015 at 12:38 PM.. |
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02-24-2015, 11:39 AM | #6 |
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As an ex-wrestler who's been slammed on his melon more times than I want to admit... unless you're vomiting or can't see clearly there isn't anything the hospital is going to do but give you a hardy hand shake and a pat on the back for about a grand. If you throw up or lose vision get your ass into the ER otherwise put peanut butter on your foot and have the lick it off for about 5 cents.
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02-24-2015, 11:42 AM | #7 |
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Consume at least a half gallon of anti freeze. If you're still woozy 10 min later.... Drink more!
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02-24-2015, 11:46 AM | #8 |
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You weren't crushed you were scalped. Thats gonna hurt and take forever to heal.
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02-24-2015, 11:47 AM | #9 |
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I did a structural analysis of the garage and there's no way this could have happened unless jagged edges were planted there by the government. I think this was an inside job.
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02-24-2015, 02:05 PM | #10 |
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Controlled dermalition?
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02-24-2015, 02:07 PM | #11 |
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02-24-2015, 11:49 AM | #12 |
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You should probably get checked out, you may have a concussion.
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02-24-2015, 11:51 AM | #13 |
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We're going to need you to fill out your emergency contact information.
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02-24-2015, 11:50 AM | #14 |
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Next time, be sure to post about it before going to the doctor.
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02-24-2015, 11:52 AM | #15 |
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Good advice. And don't forget the peanut butter. If you don't have a dog borrow one of the neighbors. They're pretty indifferent as long as peanut butter is available.
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