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03-19-2006, 12:05 PM | Topic Starter |
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Signatures are getting out of hand (again)
Seriously guys. A company can manage to fit everything they need to communicate in a standard 468x60 ad banner, but you're so clever and special and unique that you need 4 times that amount of screen space for your signature?
Signatures are out of control. We have very generous guidelines. 200 pixels tall by 650 pixels wide is more than enough screen real estate for you to express you individuality. That dimension includes your graphics AND any witty text you want to share. If you don't know how to resize your clever photo, or are unable to determine whether your amazing graphic meets the guidelines, you probably don't need a signature to begin with. Consider this your final warning. Bob Dole and the other mods don't have the time to babysit your stupid ass and send you a personalized invitation to follow the site's guidelines. Adjust your extremely clever and beautifully expressive signature to comply with the guidelines immediately, or lose your ability to have one at all. Last edited by |Zach|; 11-23-2006 at 06:29 AM.. |
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03-19-2006, 12:07 PM | #2 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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How much would banning .gifs and other animated photos help??
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03-19-2006, 12:08 PM | #3 | |
You think you can get by this?
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03-19-2006, 12:11 PM | #4 |
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Does anyone ever look at those things??? I know I do not. Get rid of them would sure work for me.
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03-19-2006, 12:12 PM | #5 | |
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03-19-2006, 12:14 PM | #6 |
Say hello to my little friend
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It adds nothing to the board.
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03-19-2006, 12:15 PM | #7 |
sorta mod-ish
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So I should nix putting the entire Lord of the Rings saga into a .gif, and then putting it in my sig?
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03-19-2006, 12:23 PM | #8 | |
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03-19-2006, 02:24 PM | #12 | |
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03-19-2006, 02:26 PM | #13 |
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They can be done away with as far as I'm concerned. I'm more interested in accessing the BB than some geek's right to free expression.
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03-19-2006, 12:17 PM | #14 | |
Stay positive, don't give up
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03-19-2006, 12:18 PM | #15 |
I'll be back.
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Look how tasteful that is!
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