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08-10-2014, 12:16 PM | Topic Starter |
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Fapping Teen's Cooze Covered Carpet Terminates Tabby
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08-10-2014, 12:21 PM | #2 |
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No ****ing way that story is true. It's funny, but it is a complete fabrication.
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08-10-2014, 02:01 PM | #3 |
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08-10-2014, 02:04 PM | #4 |
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08-10-2014, 12:55 PM | #5 |
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Doesn't sound so unbelievable to me.
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08-10-2014, 02:58 PM | #6 |
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Sounds reasonable, except the end where he decides it's not his fault!
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08-10-2014, 04:04 PM | #7 |
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Wow, what an idiot way to write an article. ****ing parents are garbage for having the cat killed without his approval. He should feel guilty about what he was doing, but it's definitely just a dick move by the parents.
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08-10-2014, 04:15 PM | #8 |
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George sure does have a way with headlines.
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08-10-2014, 05:04 PM | #9 |
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That story doesn't seem so unbelievable to me either. It makes sense. Cat was 18 so on its way out anyway. Was the dude in this story that guy from the "can't get laid for 2 years" thread?
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08-10-2014, 05:31 PM | #10 |
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Why does the headline say "cooze"?
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08-10-2014, 06:09 PM | #11 |
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