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03-19-2013, 02:00 PM | Topic Starter |
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Anyone else have a shy bladder?
I'm sitting in my doctors office, holding up the other patients because I can't go. This has happened to me every time I've had to take a drug test too. I have to go bad but when I get in there nothing will come out. So freaking annoying.
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03-19-2013, 02:02 PM | #2 |
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Typical pothead excuse..
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03-19-2013, 02:03 PM | #3 |
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Not having a drug test this time. Possible kidney infection.
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03-19-2013, 02:03 PM | #4 |
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03-19-2013, 02:05 PM | #5 |
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Kid needs more water.
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03-19-2013, 02:03 PM | #6 |
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After nearly 23 years of drug tests in the Army, I think I could piss on command on live television if required.
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03-19-2013, 02:04 PM | #7 |
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03-19-2013, 02:31 PM | #8 |
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nope... In the military we don't worry about this. I can tell they guys that have problems pissing when they get all close to the urinal when there is a dam splash guard at the bottom.
When you go to the bathroom are you thinking about who is going to see ur penis or are you focused on coating the urinal with man-fire? |
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03-19-2013, 02:05 PM | #9 |
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Sometimes if someone walks into the restroom when I am at the urinal it takes me longer than usual to get started, but it doesn't stop be entirely. But that could just be my ADD distracting me.
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03-19-2013, 02:16 PM | #10 |
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Yeah, same thing for me. I typically have to flush the urinal and hear that big "whoooosh" sound for my bladder to grasp the concept of release.
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03-19-2013, 02:37 PM | #11 |
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Bingo. Same.
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03-19-2013, 02:19 PM | #12 |
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You gotta put your hand up high on the wall and then there are no problems
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03-19-2013, 02:17 PM | #13 |
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I chugged 2 20oz bottles in the last hour. I've always had this problem unless I'm drunk. I have to go use the restroom in the opposite end of the house if my girlfriend is over. Public restrooms are not possible at all unless it's a private single stall with a lockable door. Even then if I know someone is waiting for me it's not happening.
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