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cabletech94 | 41 | 77.36% | |
SNR | 12 | 22.64% | |
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07-03-2011, 12:35 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator Round 1, Match 9: cabletech94 vs. SNR
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Bo Staff backup bowie knife Prep time: 94 seconds SNR Vial of thick lotion that, if rubbed on the skin of opponent, will weaken them in 10 minutes and paralyze them for an hour in 20 minutes (you have protective gloves) No backup weapon Prep time: 14 seconds Venue: In free-fall at 20,000 feet, with parachutes, and with a snake and gator-filled swamp below you. Initial Distance: 500 feet apart (Odd coincidence that we have another one of these so early, but hey, it's a nice day for a parachute jump.) |
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07-03-2011, 12:37 PM | #2 |
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I think SNR gets covered in that stuff and then he's screwed.
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07-03-2011, 12:53 PM | #3 |
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I think the parachute fall is non-eventful unless cabletech can cut SNR's chute or SNR can get close enough to do the lotion thing. And if SNR gets close, cabletech could probably foul his parachute lines with the bo staff.
So they hit the ground. The next question is whether cabletech can keep SNR from touching him. On dry ground, perhaps SNR could sneak in and take a beating, but get some poison on cabletech. In a swamp, though, I think it's hard to move fast enough to do that. Cabletech will conk SNR on the head a bunch of times, but that's about it. I think the match ends with SNR managing to get in and weaken cabletech, but getting stabbed to death in the process.
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Actually, I'm rethinking this. It's a swamp. Any chance that SNR could put the poison on a leaf or stick or something, and apply it to cabletech that way?
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I think this one goes to who is most adept at not being killed by snakes or gators.
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07-03-2011, 01:30 PM | #8 |
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It put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again
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gotta go with cable. since neither has a ranged weapon, the parachute fall doesn't matter. If they get too close to each other, they will foul each other up and plummet to the earth to their deaths.
SNR got a rough draw, but the fact that its a swamp seals it. There's mud and water everywhere. on spashdown its gonna be tougher to rub anything onto the other guy's skin, and he can easily wash it off if he suspects it is harmful. SNR faces a screaming stabbity end.
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Hand some guys here a vial of lotion and they'd take themselves out in a matter of seconds!
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I voted for SNR.
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