Poop Better think twice before giving that wet willie.

**luv** · 08-12-2015, 03:42 PM

http://wtnh.com/2015/08/05/man-arres...d-a-wet-willy/

SHELTON, Conn. (WTNH) — A 34-year-old man was arrested in Shelton on Tuesday after allegedly giving a four-year-old child a wet willy.

Police say Michael Migani stuck his finger in his mouth, then put it in the child’s ear in the presence of the boy’s mother. They say the boy was playing with his mother in the waiting room of a Center Street business when the incident happened.

According to authorities, Migani fled in his car when the mother and staff confronted him. Officers later stopped him.

Migani is charged with second-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree breach of peace. He was released on $500 bond and is due in Derby Superior Court on August 19.

MIAdragon · 08-12-2015, 03:45 PM

Dude would catch an ass beating if he did that to my kid.

FlaChief58 · 08-12-2015, 03:46 PM

At first I was like "WTF" thinking this was a relative of the child or at least known by the family, but a stranger? yeah, creepy...

Al Bundy · 08-12-2015, 05:12 PM

So.. was the little kid screaming, throwing shit?

Hootie · 08-12-2015, 05:14 PM

Weird, sure ... But arrest? Dumb

FlaChief58 · 08-12-2015, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Weird, sure ... But arrest? Dumb

No telling what kind of infectious diseases this **** is carrying, not to mention the fact that he probably got some sick pleasure out of doing it.

If he did that shit to one of my kids or grandkids, they'd only have body parts to arrest

58-4ever · 08-12-2015, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Weird, sure ... But arrest? Dumb

A) You don't have kids

B) He looks faded as ****

**wazu** · 08-12-2015, 08:45 PM

It's difficult to assess and judge purely by the story. I definitely agree that this is something that is an absolute no-go, but the severity of the offense does depend on context. Was this out of nowhere? Or was there otherwise harmless interaction going on between bored people in a waiting room? Even if it's a slap on the wrist for this guy the real punishment will be the judgement of the masses that he is some kind of sicko.

Fairplay · 08-12-2015, 08:58 PM

That avatar is creepy luv

**srvy** · 08-12-2015, 05:43 PM

By the looks of that picture they missed another charge DUI.

Hootie · 08-12-2015, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy

By the looks of that picture they missed another charge DUI.

Was he driving when giving the kid a wet willie?

ThaVirus · 08-12-2015, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good

Studies show that 100% of people on the Internet would totally kick everyone's asses if someone did something bad to them in real life.

Seriously.

"Give my kid a wet willie and they'll only have BODY PARTS to arrest!!!!"

Pablo · 08-12-2015, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

Seriously.

"Give my kid a wet willie and they'll only have BODY PARTS to arrest!!!!"

I'll go get the machete out of my trunk. I'll cut this guy's dick off then stuff it in his mouth, then behead the mother****er if he touches my special snow flake. I'll take his ID out, drive to his house and put his poodle in the oven after that!

**wazu** · 08-12-2015, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo

I'll go get the machete out of my trunk. I'll cut this guy's dick off then stuff it in his mouth, then behead the mother****er if he touches my special snow flake. I'll take his ID out, drive to his house and put his poodle in the oven after that!

No jury would convict you.

**srvy** · 08-12-2015, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Was he driving when giving the kid a wet willie?

No but he was pulled over driving and arrested. The looks of that mugshot the guy was ****ed up out of his gord it appears.

08-12-2015, 03:42 PM	Topic Starter
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-180000	Better think twice before giving that wet willie. http://wtnh.com/2015/08/05/man-arres...d-a-wet-willy/ SHELTON, Conn. (WTNH) — A 34-year-old man was arrested in Shelton on Tuesday after allegedly giving a four-year-old child a wet willy. Police say Michael Migani stuck his finger in his mouth, then put it in the child’s ear in the presence of the boy’s mother. They say the boy was playing with his mother in the waiting room of a Center Street business when the incident happened. According to authorities, Migani fled in his car when the mother and staff confronted him. Officers later stopped him. Migani is charged with second-degree reckless endangerment and second-degree breach of peace. He was released on $500 bond and is due in Derby Superior Court on August 19.
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08-12-2015, 03:45 PM	#2
MIAdragon Someone pass the antifreeze Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Miami (North Cuba) Casino cash: $97819	Dude would catch an ass beating if he did that to my kid.
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08-12-2015, 03:46 PM	#3
FlaChief58 SuperChiefs Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Florida Casino cash: $749822	At first I was like "WTF" thinking this was a relative of the child or at least known by the family, but a stranger? yeah, creepy...
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08-12-2015, 05:12 PM	#4
Al Bundy Damnit Peg Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Overland Park Casino cash: $4381831	So.. was the little kid screaming, throwing shit?
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08-12-2015, 05:14 PM	#5
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	Weird, sure ... But arrest? Dumb
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08-12-2015, 08:45 PM	#8
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $702295 VARSITY	It's difficult to assess and judge purely by the story. I definitely agree that this is something that is an absolute no-go, but the severity of the offense does depend on context. Was this out of nowhere? Or was there otherwise harmless interaction going on between bored people in a waiting room? Even if it's a slap on the wrist for this guy the real punishment will be the judgement of the masses that he is some kind of sicko.
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08-12-2015, 08:58 PM	#9
Fairplay A certain set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: texas Casino cash: $10026683 VARSITY	That avatar is creepy luv
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08-12-2015, 05:43 PM	#10
srvy Fight, build, win! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: KC Casino cash: $161250	By the looks of that picture they missed another charge DUI.
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