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02-25-2017, 11:56 PM | Topic Starter |
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Hypothetical: Enter the witness protection program here.
State your interest and I will assign you a new life, along with that of your real or hypothetical spouse.
Here's mine: Male name: BRYON Female name: PAMELA Surname: BARLOW Location: Winnebago County, Iowa Male occupation: Audio-Visual and Multimedia Collections Specialists Annual Salary: $39,500 Female occupation: Tellers Annual Salary: $31,700 Your Main Hobby: Astrology Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Skiing I wish they had assigned me a first name with a standard spelling, but my new job sounds okay. Kind of a cold place to live, though. Last edited by Rain Man; 02-26-2017 at 12:02 AM.. |
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02-26-2017, 12:03 AM | #2 |
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02-26-2017, 12:04 AM | #3 |
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Second time's a charm. Here's your new identity.
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02-27-2017, 09:07 AM | #4 |
Draft a QB
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When Reno Hightower was a prick he was the best damn quarterback in the history of Kern County. |
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02-26-2017, 12:13 AM | #5 |
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WTF ! My main Hobby is HERPING !
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02-26-2017, 12:16 AM | #6 |
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I had to look it up, and it sounds interesting. It was less prostitution-related than I thought.
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02-26-2017, 12:14 AM | #7 |
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02-26-2017, 12:16 AM | #8 |
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You will unfortunately get teased a bit regarding 1980s Saturday Night Live, but you'll make a good living off your spouse.
Male name: HANS Female name: FRAN Surname: PARKS Location: Monroe County, Illinois Male occupation: Machine Feeders and Offbearers Annual Salary: $32,000 Female occupation: Information Security Analysts Annual Salary: $117,400 Your Main Hobby: Aircraft spotting Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Origami
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Did your new life not ... PUMP ... YOU ... UP? Sorry, just had to get in the first naming ridicule.
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02-26-2017, 12:24 AM | #11 |
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Ok.. I have a Mob hit out for me because I ratted them out.... I need to be by a golf course...
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Male name: HARVEY Female name: NAOMI Surname: RAWSON Location: Kinney County, Texas Male occupation: Education Administrators, Postsecondary Annual Salary: $62,900 Female occupation: Sound Engineering Technicians Annual Salary: $49,800 Your Main Hobby: Pottery Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Rappelling A pot-making principal on the Mexican border. Are you reading a golf connection into any of that?
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You get an alliterative name and a new home in the heartland, along with a nimble wife.
Male name: MARC Female name: JACQUELYN Surname: MARTZ Location: Warrick County, Indiana Male occupation: Meeting, Convention, and Event Planners Annual Salary: $44,200 Female occupation: Media and Communication Equipment Workers, All Other Annual Salary: $96,300 Your Main Hobby: Fantasy Sports Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Parkour
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