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01-31-2013, 08:36 PM | Topic Starter |
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RUMOR - Bob Dylan replaces Beyoncé as Super Bowl halftime performer, or so says Tim H
http://www.avclub.com/articles/bob-d...line%3Adefault
By Marah Eakin January 30, 2013 Bob Dylan has replaced Beyoncé as the Super Bowl halftime performer—or at least Tim Heidecker says he has. According to the ex-Rolling Stone editor and Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! star, the folk warbler has replaced the pop star after her inauguration lip synching scandal left the country—and sponsor Pepsi—so shocked and saddened that the only cure was a notoriously eccentric 71-year-old. Reminding the world that nothing screams contact sports like an old man in a floppy bow tie, Dylan even (supposedly) dropped a new single around the announcement. “Running Out The Clock” was (allegedly) recorded around the time of Dylan’s Infidels album in 1983, but hasn’t been released until now. Thank heaven the singer had this song chock full of football metaphors just sitting around, gathering dust on an archives shelf somewhere. Here’s hoping he’s got a bunch of old dance moves in storage, too. |
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01-31-2013, 08:36 PM | #2 |
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I can't stand Beyonce but Bob Dylan? JFC HOpe this rumor is not true.
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01-31-2013, 11:31 PM | #3 |
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Agreed. It's gonna suck either way. Why not get someone who rocks for once? Get ****in Metallica or Maiden or Judas Priest. Something. Or if thats too much for them, how about Roger Waters or somethin
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01-31-2013, 08:38 PM | #4 |
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Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody MUST GET STONED!
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01-31-2013, 08:38 PM | #5 |
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Awesome
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01-31-2013, 08:39 PM | #6 |
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one of these things is not like the other...
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01-31-2013, 08:41 PM | #7 |
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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01-31-2013, 08:44 PM | #8 |
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yep. Lets look at this at halftime instead of listen to someone mumble.
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02-01-2013, 07:15 AM | #10 | |
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Tough choice.
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01-31-2013, 08:40 PM | #12 |
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He can mumble out a tune with the best of them
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01-31-2013, 08:40 PM | #13 |
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He's no Eddie Money
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01-31-2013, 08:41 PM | #14 |
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She just did a big pr thing in front of the media today.
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