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11-14-2013, 11:55 AM | Topic Starter | |
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Do you know how to pee into a urinal?
You may be doing it wrong.
Now you can learn the right way to take a wizz. http://sc.news.yahoo.com/best-way-pe...111300267.html Quote:
(FWIW, I thought the "SEE ALSO" was hilarious.) |
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11-14-2013, 12:04 PM | #2 |
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No wonder my pants are always moist.
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11-14-2013, 12:06 PM | #3 |
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Thanks. This will be helpful. I never actually got any formal training.
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11-14-2013, 12:09 PM | #4 |
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I was just telling a girl about this at the bar last weekend. To me it's best to stand toward the side a bit and aim straight with a slight downward angle. The concave shape will make the pee wrap around or splash at a right angle rather than splash back. |
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11-14-2013, 12:09 PM | #5 |
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I always aim about an inch or so above the water line or a few inches above the drain
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Quote:
It's more fun, though, to aim up and get that nice parabolic arc.
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11-14-2013, 12:09 PM | #7 |
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Waste of money.
They should be doing a study on why I still have 2 or 3 drops.....no matter how many times I shake it. |
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11-14-2013, 12:12 PM | #8 |
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This
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11-14-2013, 12:30 PM | #9 |
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kind of squeeze it out like you are milking a cow, then shake
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11-14-2013, 01:04 PM | #10 |
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Shake it more than three times and you're playing with it.
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11-14-2013, 01:34 PM | #11 |
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The key is tricking the penis. You have to grab your penis and start making the motion like you're tucking it back into your pants. Then at the last second before it's actually in your pants, whip it back out and take care of those last few drops.
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11-14-2013, 01:48 PM | #12 |
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11-14-2013, 01:58 PM | #13 |
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11-14-2013, 02:16 PM | #14 |
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The good news is that that particular organ is easily fooled.
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11-14-2013, 02:23 PM | #15 |
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