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KCwolf | 27 | 62.79% | |
SPchief | 16 | 37.21% | |
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07-14-2018, 03:58 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 22 - KCwolf versus SPchief
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - wal mart parking lot Starting Distance - 26 feet KCwolf Main Weapon - Nunchaku Backup Weapon - Thick glass bottle Prep Time - 3 Minutes Special Factors - None SPchief Main Weapon - Heavy Bow and 6 Explosive-Tipped Arrows Backup Weapon - Police baton Prep Time - 2 seconds Special Factors - Your hands are handcuffed in front of you |
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07-14-2018, 04:02 PM | #2 |
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26 feet SPchief has a chance to ditch the bow and just use the explosive tipped arrows.
I'll decide after hearing arguments from the fighters. This might be close. |
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07-14-2018, 05:01 PM | #3 |
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Excellent weapon, shittiest draw of special factors imaginable given the weapon.
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I think the bow is useless in his situation. I don't think you can really detonate the arrows without taking your own hand off, so I think it ends up being a bludgeon fight of a guy in handcuffs against a guy not in handcuffs.
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07-14-2018, 09:23 PM | #5 | |
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07-14-2018, 05:36 PM | #6 |
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I'm leaning KCWolf just because I think trying to handle a bow and explosive arrows while handcuffed is likely to result in SPchief blowing himself to hell.
Wait... how explosive are these things? |
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07-14-2018, 05:45 PM | #7 |
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Of course the cuffed guy with a bow is winning
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07-14-2018, 05:57 PM | #8 |
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Wal-Mart parking lot? This could actually happen in real life at some point.
So basically this is nunchakus vs. a guy with a police baton but his hands handcuffed. SPChief is going to get beat down. |
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07-14-2018, 05:59 PM | #9 |
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I bet we could look on youtube and find an actual video of this scenario.
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07-14-2018, 06:13 PM | #10 |
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You think an explosive tipped arrow would cause a car to explode? I'd imagine it have to be shot somewhere where it would hit fuel...
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07-14-2018, 06:24 PM | #11 |
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This is bullshit. If I got the nunchaku instead I might've had a chance.
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07-14-2018, 07:24 PM | #12 |
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I'd like to hear the reasoning of the people voting for SPchief. This is a clear nunchaku vs handcuffed police baton.
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07-14-2018, 07:35 PM | #13 |
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07-14-2018, 07:25 PM | #15 |
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This fight is going to devolve into something primitive. Handcuffs lose it.
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