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08-19-2014, 09:55 AM | Topic Starter |
Woman should only make babies
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B without the B
Sometimes I like to do what I call "B without the B" that means Boating without the boat. I load up the jeep, cooler, cold cuts, drinks, towels and sun screen and a lawn chair. Then I drive around like I am in a boat for an hour or two cruising around, then I cruise back to my apartment complex and simulate getting out of the boat (Jeep) and I get in the water and talk and do that stance guys do drinking cold ones in the water. Then when the people around me start to annoy me a fake a text message that one of the kids is sick and I tell the boys I have to leave. I pack up the cooler and I drive around to simulate that the boating trip is over and I spend the rest of the day cleaning up the boat (Jeep) and unpacking. Then I debate and post on the internet how boating is a-lot of work and I talk about selling the boat (Jeep) and vow next weekend to relax. "B without the B" is perfect because you don't have to have a B and you don't have to have lots of money. Plus with the Hy-Vee savors card you can save money on gas.
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08-19-2014, 09:56 AM | #2 |
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08-19-2014, 09:59 AM | #3 |
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Next time set up shop at Party Cove (Noland Road)?
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08-19-2014, 09:58 AM | #4 |
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Stupid, lame, boring, annoying spam. Great thread
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08-19-2014, 10:02 AM | #5 |
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08-19-2014, 10:15 AM | #6 |
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Maybe you should picket his funeral.
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08-19-2014, 10:55 AM | #7 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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08-19-2014, 10:00 AM | #8 |
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08-19-2014, 10:01 AM | #9 |
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08-19-2014, 10:01 AM | #10 |
You Sweetie!
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When I was married and we bought that stupid RV - I played B w/o the B in Panama City - Mostly observing the locals and making mental notes.
Once I saw (and this is no joke) Once I saw a couple in PCB, Florida at a gas station, maybe an Exxon or something somewhat obscure. So yeah, this couple both had open beers w/ Baby in back. I swear to God the man was smoking while pumping gas and had a beer on the ground 'resting' - then the woman in the car (mother/wife) had a lit cigarette and a beer as well. w/ baby in car. Perfectly normal. But yeah I played my version of b w/o b at PCB Florida - it was like the town was the water area and the RV was my dock/lake cabin. So much fun. provided I could call this "B w/o the B" |
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08-19-2014, 10:03 AM | #11 |
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Sometimes when I'm all alone at home, I do P without the P
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08-19-2014, 10:07 AM | #12 |
Woman should only make babies
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08-19-2014, 10:08 AM | #13 |
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is Osco still around?
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08-19-2014, 10:08 AM | #14 |
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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Personally, if I'm gonna load up my Jeep with gear and a food/brew stuffed cooler I'ma use the Jeep for what God intended them for. Getting dirty.
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08-19-2014, 10:11 AM | #15 |
Woman should only make babies
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My would kill me.if.i got the compass dirty.
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