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View Poll Results: What is the Worst Kind of Shit? | |||
Explosive, foaming diarrhea | 25 | 25.77% | |
Tarry earthworm craps | 7 | 7.22% | |
Creamy peanut butter poops | 20 | 20.62% | |
Asshole stretching bowling ball shits | 20 | 20.62% | |
Premature breakers | 7 | 7.22% | |
Incomplete evacuation | 14 | 14.43% | |
False alarm dumps. All farts, no dirt. | 4 | 4.12% | |
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03-19-2014, 09:19 PM | Topic Starter |
Now you've pissed me off!
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What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
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03-19-2014, 09:21 PM | #2 |
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03-19-2014, 09:23 PM | #3 |
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03-19-2014, 09:23 PM | #4 |
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For me...really hot foods.
They make me sit on the stool hoping I don't poop. |
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03-19-2014, 09:23 PM | #5 |
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This thread.
Example A: This thread |
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03-19-2014, 09:24 PM | #6 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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The best kind: You running down the crack of your mother's ass.
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03-19-2014, 09:26 PM | #7 |
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03-19-2014, 09:27 PM | #8 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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I do think you've been cheated.
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03-19-2014, 09:23 PM | #9 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!
On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump. |
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03-19-2014, 09:24 PM | #10 |
**** off
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This x100
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03-19-2014, 09:46 PM | #11 | |
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03-19-2014, 09:51 PM | #12 |
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I like it when you get the peak over, then you know you've taken a good shit. If it's clean that's a bonus.
As for bad shit I can't stand it when I take a sewer dump. You need courtesy flushes for those. |
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03-20-2014, 11:25 AM | #14 | |
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But I would so install a nice urinal in a well used bathroom.
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And the Japanese are very diverse in their poops. Everything from squat-n-grunt to complete pampering...
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