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View Poll Results: Would you shit on Jennifer Aniston if that meant you could bang her? | |||
Yes | 37 | 50.00% | |
no | 37 | 50.00% | |
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07-03-2014, 02:48 PM | Topic Starter |
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Would you drop a deuce on Jennifer Aniston's chest....
If she asked you to before ****ing her?
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07-03-2014, 02:50 PM | #2 |
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Yes, and then you titty-**** her. It's called a chili dog.
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07-03-2014, 02:50 PM | #3 |
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No, even if she asked, and I'm sure she wouldn't.
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07-03-2014, 02:52 PM | #4 |
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Even if she told you the only way you could get into her panties was to give her a Cleveland steamer?
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07-03-2014, 02:56 PM | #5 |
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07-03-2014, 02:57 PM | #6 |
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No, but she might want an "Angry Pirate" Or a "Hot Carl"
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07-03-2014, 09:29 PM | #7 |
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07-03-2014, 02:52 PM | #8 |
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Is she going to take a shower before I **** her or do I have to **** her with my shit all over her chest?
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07-03-2014, 02:53 PM | #9 |
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No shower. With Shit.
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07-03-2014, 03:36 PM | #10 | |
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That's a very critical issue. If yes, then I wouldn't do it, but I would seriously ponder it. If no, then I wouldn't even consider it. I'd just go have sex with Angelina Jolie.
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07-03-2014, 03:40 PM | #11 |
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That's what you say NOW. But in the heat of the moment when she's lying in bed naked, horny and begging you to bang her, your tune might change.
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07-03-2014, 02:53 PM | #12 |
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That's a deal breaker
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07-03-2014, 02:55 PM | #13 |
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07-03-2014, 02:54 PM | #14 |
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Absolutely. I was the guy at Hillcrest High School who was kicked out for the rest of the year for dragging the star volleyball player's used tampon out of the trashcan and making a bracelet out of it. If she's hot, you can count me in for drinking her bath water.
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07-04-2014, 11:40 AM | #15 | |
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