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07-02-2014, 06:23 PM | Topic Starter |
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A Gay Day With Clay: Big Biscuit Adventure!
Man, I woke up today wanting some biscuits and gravy. Let's go find some. You can see the hunger in my eyes.
Oops! On the way we get sidetracked by a garage sale. **** yeah! Score! I'm kind of hungry now. Let's make a pit stop. Rain Man is excited! Just kidding. Nice bathroom at the Panda Express, incidentally. On the road again. **** the police. Oops, gotta stop again. Gotta pick up some nerd stuff. Would ya look at all that stuff. Alright, got us a nice external enclosure for our "files." Heh heh. Heh. WE'RE ****ING HERE! NO MORE ****ING AROUND! What an attractive lobby. Nice clean place. Let's get Jim's Platter. Jim seems like a sensible guy. OH SHIT. OH SHIT. OH SHIT. Let's go in for that closeup. This is a good bite. Look at this fat guy walking by. I bet he WISHES he was in here eating biscuits and gravy. Well, we're done here. HOLY SHIT, The Big Biscuit has some nice bathrooms with handsome fellers in them. Dat granite. On the way back let's get our car washed. Can you guess which one is mine? I bet these guys would love some Big Biscuit right now. Review: Unfortunately, Big Biscuit is horribly overrated. It's barely better than an IHOP or Denny's. While the biscuit was pretty decent, the gravy was SEVERELY lacking. There's no way anyone should be standing in line for an hour for this shite on the weekend. The eggs and hash browns were standard. I can do better at home. Fortunately, this meal only cost $6.99. So at least we didn't get ripped off. 6/10 |
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07-02-2014, 06:26 PM | #2 |
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07-02-2014, 06:32 PM | #4 |
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That review is BS - It's a solid spot. I gave it 8 stars back when I'd gone. I'm not sure the issue - that plate is solid.
Were you saying the gravy was bland? Did you even salt it? They may omit some of the salt content for the seniors. How about pepper - you DID pepper plenty, right!? |
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07-02-2014, 06:34 PM | #5 |
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The potatoes looked like they were cooked properly - golden/crispy skin w/ the softer shreds toward the center.
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07-02-2014, 06:35 PM | #6 |
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Very pretty eggs, the short-order cook was no n00b.
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There was no sausage in the gravy. Immediate disqualification. No points awarded. Zero stars. |
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07-03-2014, 05:24 AM | #10 |
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