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MIAdragon | 27 | 64.29% | |
Hangin'WithMahomes | 15 | 35.71% | |
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07-18-2018, 10:38 AM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 26 - MIAdragon versus Hangin'WithMahomes
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - On a short school bus (no kids present) that is traveling on a 35 mph street with frequent stoplights Starting Distance - 25 feet MIAdragon Main Weapon - Flail (handle with a chain and spiked metal ball on the chain) Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 14 Minutes Special Factors - Three giggling sorority girls in their underwear will attack you constantly with pillows beginning at t=0. Hangin'WithMahomes Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 11 Minutes Special Factors - You and your opponent are both on 24-inch drywaller stilts that cannot be removed. |
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07-18-2018, 10:39 AM | #2 |
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Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?
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07-18-2018, 10:42 AM | #3 |
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They're definitely hot. And they're wearing sexy underwear, not that everyday stuff.
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07-18-2018, 11:15 AM | #4 |
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07-18-2018, 11:22 AM | #5 |
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I hope no one hurts the girls. They're just having fun.
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07-18-2018, 11:10 AM | #7 |
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Sorry to hear about your small peen man. I don't know why Rainman thought it necessary to tell every body.
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07-18-2018, 10:42 AM | #13 |
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Easy win here. The giggly college girls in their underbritches will have MIAdragon distracted enough that he drops his flail to catch a feel or three and I simply pick up the flail and beat him to death with it, and then attack said sorority girls with my own weapon....not the hammer.
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07-18-2018, 10:51 AM | #14 |
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Wearing stilts on a bus? This fight is a mess. Flail is going to be really tough to maneuver, and sorority girls sound like a significant problem.
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07-18-2018, 10:53 AM | #15 |
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This is a funny one to picture in my mind.
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