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06-05-2018, 08:47 PM | Topic Starter |
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Post your petty confessions here if you like.
I admit to something kind of petty.
When I take a flight, it's nearly always a round trip on the same airline. On the trip out, I do the crossword puzzle in the inflight magazine. On the way back, if there's someone next to me, I'll take out the magazine, which is almost always the same issue, and I'll do the crossword puzzle lightning fast while we're taxiing since I can remember the answers, just so the person next to me will think I'm some sort of savant. No one has ever said anything, but I like to think that they notice. |
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06-05-2018, 08:48 PM | #2 |
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never admit to anything
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06-05-2018, 08:50 PM | #3 |
"You like to drink?"
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Once in Mexico, there was this kid who was annoying the living **** out of me and my friends.
So when someone passed me a ball in shallow end water polo, I made sure to duck because I knew he was behind me and the ball smoked the kid in the dome.
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06-05-2018, 08:57 PM | #4 |
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You got no pictures, you can't prove anything
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06-05-2018, 08:57 PM | #5 |
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I once peed on a kid on a camping trip when we are about 7 or 8.
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06-05-2018, 08:58 PM | #6 |
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I'ts like a Mitch Hedberg bit.
You gonna open with that one Rain Man? |
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06-05-2018, 08:59 PM | #7 |
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I absolutely refuse to let people in the left lane get over when stuck waiting to exit the highway. Get in line and wait your turn like everyone else.
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06-06-2018, 12:14 AM | #8 |
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06-05-2018, 09:03 PM | #9 |
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Oh, this is gonna be good!
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06-05-2018, 09:04 PM | #10 |
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I sometimes piss in my own pool when I've been drinking a lot and don't want to get out.
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06-06-2018, 07:21 AM | #11 |
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I guess I won't be swimming in your pool after the big Chief's party....
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06-05-2018, 09:09 PM | #12 |
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The ducks in the bathroom are not mine
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06-05-2018, 09:10 PM | #13 |
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I'm tall enough when I sit and fly normal class my knees automatically touch the seat in front of me. Which is fine, I'm cheap and don't upgrade because I'm given a certain space. But if you sit in front of me and lean your seat back to catch some Z's I guarantee you won't sleep a wink.
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06-05-2018, 09:10 PM | #14 |
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