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F'ing Squirrels...
Changed oil in jeep last Friday. Did not drive it on Saturday. One Sunday went to drive it and was running like ass and check engine light flashing which is a sign of cylinder misfire.
Open hood and a ****ing squirrel had built a nest. Almost completely filled with leaves and sticks. Bastard chewed through the electrical connector to one of the fuel injectors. All squirrels need to die. The end. |
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Freaking tree rats.
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Wasted away again...
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I had to give up growing tomatoes because those bastards rob me blind.
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Hey Teacher!
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Where's Eddie? He usually eats those Damn things
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Antifreeze?
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We have a field lab. Back yard has zero squirrels or rabbits. Guess I will have to start parking in back yard.
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How to reboot a squirrel:
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I thought this was funny:
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Speaking of squirrels, how the hell are there so many squirrels yet in my 54 years of life I have never seen two squirrels screwing each other?
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I knew exactly what this thread was about before I ever opened it.
You got lucky it was just that |
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