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07-21-2014, 01:42 PM | Topic Starter |
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I met a hot girl at the club Saturday night
I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.
I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there. She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right). That is all, happy Monday everybody. |
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07-21-2014, 01:43 PM | #2 |
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douchey troll is douchey
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07-21-2014, 01:46 PM | #3 |
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Posting a weekend anecdote isn't trolling Beethoven. It's most certainly douchey, but not trolling.
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07-21-2014, 01:43 PM | #4 |
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Yeah, but was she/he a tranny?
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07-21-2014, 01:44 PM | #5 |
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How big was her penis?
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07-21-2014, 01:45 PM | #6 |
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weak troll attempt is weak.
step your game up son. |
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07-21-2014, 01:47 PM | #7 |
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Posting a weekend anecdote isn't trolling waterhead. It's most certainly weak, but not trolling.
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07-21-2014, 01:50 PM | #9 |
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If I was a senior in college at Mizzou, would it still be trolling? Moreover, if I'm not lying, would it still be trolling? I'm trying to figure out the exact definition of what "trolling" is, that way I can avoid it and keep my ChiefsPlanet rep at a palpable length.
I feel your pain though. After spending your entire weekend driving 95 on the interstate in your Hummer with Creed blaring through your speakers, I'd be cyber-agitated as well. |
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07-21-2014, 01:52 PM | #11 |
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07-21-2014, 01:53 PM | #12 |
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Inmen vs Eric Fisher poll coming soon
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07-21-2014, 01:55 PM | #13 |
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Cochise's wife vs Eric Fisher's dong poll following that doozy.
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