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11-28-2012, 03:01 PM | Topic Starter |
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Viagra is a PED who knew?
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...agra-as-a-ped/
At a time when many football fans are wondering why the NFL keeps suspending players for using Adderall as a performance-enhancing drug, Bears receiver Brandon Marshall says there’s another common prescription medication that players use to get an edge: Marshall says he has heard stories of other players using Viagra as a performance enhancer. Yes, he means on the football field. Get your mind out of the gutter. According to Sean Jensen of the Chicago Sun-Times, Marshall told reporters today that he has heard stories of other players using Viagra to get an edge. Marshall isn’t the first to hear about that: A 2008 Slate article noted that Viagra works by dilating blood vessels and increasing oxygenation, which means it could improve athletic performance, particularly at elevation. If you’re playing a game in Denver — where Marshall spent his first four NFL seasons — and you want to reduce the effects of playing at altitude on your body, popping a Viagra could help. Or a road trip to Denver could be a convenient excuse for a player filling a Viagra prescription. |
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11-28-2012, 03:03 PM | #2 |
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Once the league gets wind of this they will ban viagra. Can't have anyone finding an advantage of ANY kind......./sarcasm
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11-28-2012, 03:04 PM | #3 |
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Shaun Smith think players should be able to use it.
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11-28-2012, 03:20 PM | #4 |
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11-28-2012, 03:10 PM | #5 |
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Only the Donks would come up with this shit.
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11-28-2012, 03:12 PM | #6 |
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this must be how Manning went from brokedick QB to possible NFL MVP.
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11-28-2012, 09:49 PM | #7 |
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11-28-2012, 03:14 PM | #8 |
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It seems like you can find better things to do with Viagra, cooking spray, and under-the-table cash than play football.
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11-28-2012, 03:15 PM | #9 |
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Well now if we see players with hard ons running for TDs then we know theyre Viagraing hahaha. Cue shaun smith
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11-28-2012, 03:18 PM | #10 |
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I'm having a hard time understanding how this would work. But the competition at many of these positions is pretty stiff, so I imagine a lot of bench players will try anything to penetrate the starting lineup.
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11-28-2012, 04:51 PM | #12 |
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11-28-2012, 03:25 PM | #13 |
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They are gonna **** you up!!
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11-28-2012, 03:42 PM | #14 |
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I think Jimmy Johnson had his boys a head of this in the 90's
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11-28-2012, 03:58 PM | #15 |
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if we see a drive that last more than four hours, we should call the commish.
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