Other Sports Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 7 - Carr4MVP versus TLO

**Rain Man** · 09:45 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - On a rope bridge 100 feet over a raging river with jagged rocks
Starting Distance - 16 feet

Carr4MVP

Main Weapon - High-voltage cattle prod
Backup Weapon - Shiv fashioned from a toothbrush and a wooden chair leg

Prep Time - 19 seconds
Special Factors - None

TLO

Main Weapon - 30-30 hunting rifle with scope and 8-round magazine
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 10 seconds
Special Factors - You have oven mitts tied onto your hands.

Rasputin · 08-07-2018, 10:00 AM

Your going to handicap a Chiefs fans with oven mitts vs a Raider fan? I don't like the way you think RM

Shoes · 08-07-2018, 10:24 AM

Anyone want to go into detail with how hard it would be to shoot a 30-30 with oven mitts on?

Why Not? · 08-07-2018, 10:29 AM

All TLO needs to do is sit down(hard but not impossible) and a determined trigger man can find a way to get a shot off with the mitts on. Calm down, breathe, use the sight and blast him back to 7-9 land.

**Rain Man** · 08-07-2018, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoes

Anyone want to go into detail with how hard it would be to shoot a 30-30 with oven mitts on?

This seems to be the key question. Can you fire it? And you're also having to hang on to the ropes. The mitts may or may not be an advantage there, too.

The other wild card is that Carr4MVP is probably really good with a homemade shiv, being a Raiders fan and all.

**Buehler445** · 08-07-2018, 10:41 AM

Oven mitts = dead as ****.

Maybe TLO can bludgeon him with the gun but if I were Carr I’d just rock the **** out of the ladder.

Hydrae · 08-07-2018, 10:41 AM

There are oven mitts with fingers available: http://www.fivebop.com/fiveboptrade-...range-p-3.html

**Buehler445** · 08-07-2018, 10:42 AM

But I voted for TLO because piss on the Faid.

**The Franchise** · 08-07-2018, 10:43 AM

Most, if not all, oven mitts have a separated thumb. He could easily pull the trigger with that.

**Rain Man** · 08-07-2018, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae

There are oven mitts with fingers available:

I think those would technically be oven gloves. We'll stick with the classic oven mitts for this definition.

MagicHef · 08-07-2018, 10:48 AM

Is the gun ready to fire at t=0, or will he need to do anything beyond pulling the trigger to prepare it?

**Rain Man** · 08-07-2018, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef

Is the gun ready to fire at t=0, or will he need to do anything beyond pulling the trigger to prepare it?

He is handed the gun at t=0. It's loaded and ready to fire, but must be taken and aimed. He can't aim it ahead of time.

Sofa King · 08-07-2018, 11:04 AM

**** man. Hard enough firing with the mitt on, aiming, and if he misses then reloading will be tough as ****, plus a swinging rope bridge to boot. . Right now I’m leaning towards the wooden leg being the deciding factor.

I don’t know if he can pull the trigger and still hit the target.

Rasputin · 08-07-2018, 11:11 AM

Raider scum would insintivly bend over and let TLC shove the barrel up his ass as he would a broom stick in prison.

TLO · 08-07-2018, 11:36 AM

Even if I miss all my shots, I'll still beat him to death with the butt of the rifle.

Raiders fan is going down.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
Carr4MVP	16	37.21%
TLO	27	62.79%
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08-07-2018, 09:36 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3058491 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 2, Match 7 - Carr4MVP versus TLO Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - On a rope bridge 100 feet over a raging river with jagged rocks Starting Distance - 16 feet Carr4MVP Main Weapon - High-voltage cattle prod Backup Weapon - Shiv fashioned from a toothbrush and a wooden chair leg Prep Time - 19 seconds Special Factors - None TLO Main Weapon - 30-30 hunting rifle with scope and 8-round magazine Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 10 seconds Special Factors - You have oven mitts tied onto your hands. Last edited by Rain Man; 08-07-2018 at 09:45 AM..
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08-07-2018, 10:00 AM	#2
Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $3255421	Your going to handicap a Chiefs fans with oven mitts vs a Raider fan? I don't like the way you think RM
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08-07-2018, 10:24 AM	#3
Shoes Veteran Join Date: Feb 2018 Casino cash: $4559690	Anyone want to go into detail with how hard it would be to shoot a 30-30 with oven mitts on?
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08-07-2018, 10:29 AM	#4
Why Not? In Search of a Life Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $2898994	All TLO needs to do is sit down(hard but not impossible) and a determined trigger man can find a way to get a shot off with the mitts on. Calm down, breathe, use the sight and blast him back to 7-9 land.
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08-07-2018, 10:41 AM	#6
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $2054734	Oven mitts = dead as **. Maybe TLO can bludgeon him with the gun but if I were Carr I’d just rock the ** out of the ladder.
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08-07-2018, 10:41 AM	#7
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08-07-2018, 10:42 AM	#8
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scott City KS Casino cash: $2054734	But I voted for TLO because piss on the Faid.
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08-07-2018, 10:43 AM	#9
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08-07-2018, 10:48 AM	#11
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08-07-2018, 11:04 AM	#13
Sofa King Hello Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $812096 VARSITY	** man. Hard enough firing with the mitt on, aiming, and if he misses then reloading will be tough as **, plus a swinging rope bridge to boot. . Right now I’m leaning towards the wooden leg being the deciding factor. I don’t know if he can pull the trigger and still hit the target.
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08-07-2018, 11:11 AM	#14
Rasputin Tip of the hat LIV Champs Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ks Casino cash: $3255421	Raider scum would insintivly bend over and let TLC shove the barrel up his ass as he would a broom stick in prison.
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08-07-2018, 11:36 AM	#15
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $1654900	Even if I miss all my shots, I'll still beat him to death with the butt of the rifle. Raiders fan is going down.
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