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Two Chicks At The Same Time
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Ronaldinho Reportedly Will Marry His 2 Fiancees in August Ceremony Brazilian football legend Ronaldinho will reportedly "marry" two women at the same time during a small wedding ceremony in August. While polygamy is outlawed in Brazil, O Dia (h/t Dan Gartland of Sports Illustrated) reported civil unions between more than two persons is not uncommon. Ronaldinho, Priscilla Coelho and Beatriz Souza already live together. Mirror Football shared this image of the three: er O Dia (h/t Mirror's Matt Roper), Ronaldinho asked for their hand in marriage in January of last year. He originally dated Coelho before meeting Souza in 2016. O Dia's report added Ronaldinho's sister will not attend the ceremony, as she does not approve of the union. Coelho's family also does not approve, with a friend telling Extra (h/t Gartland): "They are upset because they discovered that every present he gives to Priscilla, he also gives to the other girl." http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...aign=editorial |
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05-24-2018, 04:14 PM | #2 |
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No, no, no....you plow two women for a single night. Not MARRY them!
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05-24-2018, 04:15 PM | #3 |
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Just think about the women he would attract if he could use his hands.
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05-24-2018, 04:38 PM | #4 |
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Marry two women? Why marry even one woman? Dude is an idiot.
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05-24-2018, 04:46 PM | #5 |
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Most likely, this just guarantees pussy available when he gets home. He's probably free to **** any skank he wants when out on the world tour.
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05-24-2018, 04:49 PM | #7 |
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Free pizza for the rest of your life and you decide to only eat a Dominos Papa Johns sandwich
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05-24-2018, 04:52 PM | #8 |
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Hopefully their periods don’t sync up.
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05-24-2018, 04:53 PM | #9 |
Needs more middle fingers
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05-24-2018, 04:54 PM | #10 |
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Cmon you of all people should know that you hope they do. That's club week in Rio.
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05-24-2018, 04:55 PM | #11 |
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What a ****in' jerkoff.
I mean it both ways.
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05-24-2018, 05:19 PM | #12 |
Threepeat!
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I've got 99 problems and....
edit: I've got 97 problems and...
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05-24-2018, 05:21 PM | #13 |
The pizza king of kansas
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2 women to marry eh sound like a bad idea!
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05-24-2018, 05:27 PM | #14 |
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Sounds like every man's dream/nightmare.
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05-24-2018, 08:07 PM | #15 |
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So if they both divorce him is all his shit gone?
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