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04-23-2018, 12:03 PM | |
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U.S. military veteran receives world's first total penis and scrotum transplant
A U.S. military sergeant severely injured several years ago in an IED blast in Afghanistan has received the world's first total penis and scrotum transplant, surgeons at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Monday.
The man, whose identity was not released, is recovering well and expected to regain both urinary and sexual function, Richard Redett, who led the transplant team, said in a Monday telephone news conference. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ran/542725002/ |
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04-23-2018, 12:05 PM | #2 |
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Isn't it pretty to think so?
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04-23-2018, 12:07 PM | #3 |
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And to think some sickos chop theirs off INTENTIONALLY
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04-23-2018, 12:09 PM | #4 |
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I woke up in a strange hotel room in a bathtub filled with ice -- AND MY DICK AND BALLS WERE MISSING
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04-23-2018, 12:12 PM | #6 |
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Seems like good news....for an unfortunate few
Now if they would just get on that damn male birth control patch I will be happy |
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04-23-2018, 01:16 PM | #7 |
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Mine hasn’t worked since day after thanksgiving ‘03.
HONEY!!! Bring me a sharp knife, hehe.
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04-23-2018, 01:20 PM | #8 |
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So, if this guy gets some other dude's balls attached, and later impregnates his wife, is it his kid or the donor's?
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04-23-2018, 01:34 PM | #9 | |
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do the new testes read the body's DNA and produce sperm to match? or is that hard-coded into the balls? anyway this dude's wife is going to be surprised when suddenly her husband has a giant black penis |
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04-23-2018, 01:34 PM | #10 |
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Did he get to pick the size?
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04-23-2018, 01:35 PM | #11 |
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04-23-2018, 01:35 PM | #12 |
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if you're on death row and you donate your dick and balls to science you ought to get a get out of jail free card
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04-23-2018, 01:37 PM | #13 |
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Awesome. Hope they gave him a big ol' hog leg.
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04-23-2018, 01:46 PM | #15 |
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I wonder what the rehab schedule is like.
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