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View Poll Results: What is your preferred order?
Shit, shower, shave 29 46.77%
Shit, shave, shower 21 33.87%
Shave, shit, shower 12 19.35%
Shave, shower, shit 0 0%
Shower, shit, shave 0 0%
Shower, shave, shit 0 0%
Gaz does not need to shit, shower, or shave 0 0%
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:14 PM  
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What is your preffered order, gentlemen?
My dad always referred to it as "shit, shower, and shave". However, my personal preference is "shave, shit, shower". I don't like shaving after I'm all clean and dry, as hairs get everywhere. I thought a pole was in order.
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:34 PM   #2
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I don't see the poop in the shower while shaving option. Poll fail.
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:39 PM   #3
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:41 PM   #4
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:42 PM   #5
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Shave, shit, shower.

Fun fact: I dry shave. No shaving cream and sometimes with a disposable razor. Shit hurts.
Why dry shave?
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:44 PM   #6
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Either shave/shit/shower or shit/shave/shower,

as long as the shower comes last.
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:44 PM   #7
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Shave, shit, shower.

Fun fact: I dry shave. No shaving cream and sometimes with a disposable razor. Shit hurts.

Why would you dry shave?
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:44 PM   #8
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:47 PM   #9
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:49 PM   #10
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Old 07-12-2015, 05:54 PM   #11
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Shave, shit, shower.

Fun fact: I dry shave. No shaving cream and sometimes with a disposable razor. Shit hurts.
I have dry shaved with disposable razors for over 30 years, and it has never hurt.

WTF does anyone need cream?
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Old 07-12-2015, 06:03 PM   #12
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Old 07-12-2015, 06:35 PM   #13
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Why would you dry shave?

Just makes things easier, honesty. It's faster and also cheaper.

I have relatively little facial hair anyway. I couldn't grow a proper beard if my life depended on it. I get some fierce razor burn at times but it's nothing I can't handle.
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Old 07-12-2015, 06:36 PM   #14
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Old 07-12-2015, 06:54 PM   #15
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1. I shit first...I'll whip out the ol' smart phone or tablet and will browse web while I pinch off a loaf. But I will do it in the other bathroom I'm not showering in. Can't enjoy a shower if it smells like shit. You shit first so you can get a nice fresh clean ass and you have the opportunity to make a couple "just to make sure" swipes w/ some hot soapy water. If you shit after you shower you almost ruin the purpose of taking a shower..gotta clean dat ass n ball bag and in between the legs area.

2. Take a couple hits from my dugout. Showers feel unbelievable when you're a little high. As do baths or hot tubs/spas. Downside is it takes you longer because you just sit in there and enjoy it longer. Good for weekends or evenings/nights..not so much if you're getting ready for work in the morning. Probably shouldn't be smoking that early anyways if you give a shit about your job.

3. I started shaving in the shower. Need to find an anti-fog mirror that's really "anti-fog" First one I bought fogged up the very first time I used it. The water's "on/off/temp" handle has a mirror coating on it and is almost chin level and if I move around a little I can see enough of the reflection to shave what I need to. I have a beard so I have to shave around it w/ precision. I will get one shortly, I keep putting it off because I forget little shit like that. May just go now and find one before I forget about it again. If I didn't have a beard I probably wouldn't need a mirror. Can't use electric because it breaks out my face really bad. I've tried about 5 of them and my face could never get used to either one.
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