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Old 06-06-2015, 06:46 PM  
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subungual hematoma...

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Crushed my middle finger between two flagstones today while working on a new patio.

Nail is black. Finger is throbbing. Pain radiating.

How can something so small hurt so bad? I'm about to cut my ****ing finger off.
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Old 06-06-2015, 06:49 PM   #2
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Old 06-06-2015, 06:49 PM   #3
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I hate it when that happens. Hurts like hell.
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Old 06-06-2015, 06:53 PM   #4
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Drill or burn a hole in your nail. Let the blood out. Seriously. Should help with the throbbing.
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:05 PM   #5
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Drill or burn a hole in your nail. Let the blood out. Seriously. Should help with the throbbing.
Omg what!?
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:08 PM   #6
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Omg what!?
I'd go with a needle under the nail, like what you would do for a hangnail.
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:14 PM   #7
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Go to the doc or clinic. They use a device that looks like a pointillism pen that gets super hot and bores through the nail with no pain. The blood spurts out and no more pain.
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:16 PM   #8
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Going this route....

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-...a-blood-pocke/

I'll keep ya posted.
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:19 PM   #9
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:29 PM   #10
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I'd go with a needle under the nail, like what you would do for a hangnail.
****ing OUCH! May as well tell him to lop the finger off. LOL
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:37 PM   #11
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:40 PM   #12
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Old 06-06-2015, 07:43 PM   #13
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Old 06-06-2015, 08:01 PM   #14
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....****!


Crushed my middle finger between two flagstones today while working on a new patio.

Nail is black. Finger is throbbing. Pain radiating.

How can something so small hurt so bad? I'm about to cut my ****ing finger off.
Take a small drill bit and spin it between your fingers and hand drill a hole through the nail to relieve pressure and thank me later.
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Old 06-06-2015, 08:02 PM   #15
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I'd go with a needle under the nail, like what you would do for a hangnail.
No. This is painful. You won't feel the drill bit at all.

I've done it probably more than a hundred times.
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