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Old 04-06-2015, 03:47 PM  
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raise your hand if you've ever coughed and pooped at the same time
A friend of mine swears by this technique. Anyone ever tried it?









Just sharted whilst coughing Luckily it wasn't in a public place, because you walk like a penguin.
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Old 04-06-2015, 03:48 PM   #2
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Old 04-06-2015, 03:49 PM   #3
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Old 04-06-2015, 03:52 PM   #4
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My wife and daughter can sneeze fart, which baffles me.


I am the Michael Jordan of farting, but I can't pull it off.
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Old 04-06-2015, 03:56 PM   #5
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No, but I hate when your muscle pressure to take a piss at a urinal initiates fecal urgency mid-piss-stream.

Not just dealing with the back pressure, but realizing that people in the restroom will now witness you going directly from a urinal to a stall.
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Old 04-06-2015, 04:31 PM   #6
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My wife and daughter can sneeze fart, which baffles me.


I am the Michael Jordan of farting, but I can't pull it off.
The Michael Jordon of farting

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Old 04-06-2015, 04:46 PM   #7
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:01 PM   #8
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only when I've had the flu.


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Old 04-06-2015, 05:06 PM   #9
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:07 PM   #10
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:08 PM   #11
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Old 04-06-2015, 05:21 PM   #12
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Old 04-07-2015, 07:58 AM   #13
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