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Old 09-05-2014, 03:49 PM  
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Old 09-05-2014, 03:54 PM   #2
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Old 09-05-2014, 03:55 PM   #3
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Old 09-05-2014, 03:56 PM   #4
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Usually I just say "uh uh yeah."
Try this next time: "You will find what you seek, at the crossroads of Zamora! Zamora! ZAMORA!"
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Old 09-05-2014, 04:00 PM   #5
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Old 09-05-2014, 04:03 PM   #6
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Try this next time: "You will find what you seek, at the crossroads of Zamora! Zamora! ZAMORA!"
I always yell that right before I'm about to Crom.
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Old 09-05-2014, 04:07 PM   #7
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Old 09-05-2014, 04:07 PM   #8
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Old 09-05-2014, 06:42 PM   #9
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Yeah, good advice... I need to work on those animal sounds. Hey babe, I'm a Panda.
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Old 09-05-2014, 06:46 PM   #10
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Old 09-05-2014, 07:34 PM   #11
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What if the girl farts when you're doing her from behind? Are you supposed to react at all or keep going? I freeze up.
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Old 09-05-2014, 07:35 PM   #12
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Old 09-05-2014, 07:43 PM   #13
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Old 09-05-2014, 07:43 PM   #14
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Old 09-05-2014, 08:22 PM   #15
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