Royals *** Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 ***

ROYC75 · 05:52 PM

In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits!

Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess.
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Thursday, July 31, 2014
Twins @ Royals

(48-58)
(54-52)

Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium
Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network
TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC

Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - -
Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - -
Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - -
Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - -
Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - -
Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - -
Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - -
Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - -
Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - -

SP- Kevin Correia
2014 season
5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks
vs. Royals last 5 years
0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks

Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter
AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI
Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0
Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2
Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2
Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0
Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2
Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1
Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2
Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2
Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1

SP- Yordano Ventura
2014 season
7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks
vs. Twins last 5 years
0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks

cmh6476 · 07-31-2014, 04:50 PM

In and stuff

Strongside · 07-31-2014, 04:51 PM

With any luck, GMDM will choke on a burnt end burger.

Halfcan · 07-31-2014, 04:55 PM

Best thread title ever!! Lets "hope" for a win- it is OUR TIME!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeISe_zKNBw

WhawhaWhat · 07-31-2014, 04:59 PM

The two big stumbling blocks to making deals today for the Royals: Other clubs wanted big-leaguers not prospects; also, money.
— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) July 31, 2014

You will not believe this, but a lot of other teams wanted Danny Duffy and Yordano Ventura.
— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) July 31, 2014

**Bowser** · 07-31-2014, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat

The two big stumbling blocks to making deals today for the Royals: Other clubs wanted big-leaguers not prospects; also, money.
— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) July 31, 2014

You will not believe this, but a lot of other teams wanted Danny Duffy and Yordano Ventura.
— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) July 31, 2014

**Bowser** · 07-31-2014, 05:01 PM

And btw, I would deal Ventura. Maybe he is one of those few freaks that can throw a ball like he does and not nuke his arm, but somehow I doubt it.

BWillie · 07-31-2014, 05:17 PM

So apparently the Royals will see Sam Fuld again in Oakland on Friday. Crazy deal. He started off the season with the A's. Was DFA on April 12th. Picked up by Twins. Oakland trades for him from the Twins. Is he just going to fly with the Royals back to Oakland? I mean he's already here in KC with the Twins, and the Royals are going to Oakland tomorrow.

ROYC75 · 07-31-2014, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

And btw, I would deal Ventura. Maybe he is one of those few freaks that can throw a ball like he does and not nuke his arm, but somehow I doubt it.

My concerns as well, heaters usually flame out early in their careers.

ROYC75 · 07-31-2014, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie

So apparently the Royals will see Sam Fuld again in Oakland on Friday. Crazy deal. He started off the season with the A's. Was DFA on April 12th. Picked up by Twins. Oakland trades for him from the Twins. Is he just going to fly with the Royals back to Oakland? I mean he's already here in KC with the Twins, and the Royals are going to Oakland tomorrow.

Yep, GMDM made a deal to PU some extra cash on trade deadline.

**ChiTown** · 07-31-2014, 05:22 PM

I am headed to the game so I suppose I'm in.....

BWillie · 07-31-2014, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROYC75

Yep, GMDM made a deal to PU some extra cash on trade deadline.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:05 PM

We win tonight and we go 5-2 on the homestand. We're going to have to keep that kind of pace up for the rest of the year for a chance at the wild card.

Royals are facing some scrub with a 5+ ERA tonight.. don't expect run support tonight Yordano.

**petegz28** · 07-31-2014, 06:09 PM

The Royals' stance on the trade deadline "we believe the the offense you've watched suck ass for 106 games, somehow will start smashing and raking and thus we win".

I mean seriously, is that the best they can do?

Lets analyze this for a second as to what exactly they are saying:

1. We believe Moose, the guy we sent down once already and planned to platoon all year suddenly can hit all pitching

2. We believe Butler, who is #2 in the league for hitting into DP's and has all of 5 HR's in 381 AB's will suddenly not suck

3. We believe Lorenzo Cain, who can't play more than 2 consecutive games, will somehow quit swinging at every slider that is low and away

4. We believe Aoki, can deliver the power one should expect from a right fielder. Okay, that one was even hard to type with a straight face

5. We believe Eric Hosmer will start hitting the ball over the wall more than the rounded up 1.5% of the time he is

And to show how much faith that they have in #2 and #3 of the 5, Butler and Aoki aren't even playing tonight.

C3HIEF3S · 07-31-2014, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by petegz28

The Royals' stance on the trade deadline "we believe the the offense you've watched suck ass for 106 games, somehow will start smashing and raking and thus we win".

I mean seriously, is that the best they can do?

Lets analyze this for a second as to what exactly they are saying:

1. We believe Moose, the guy we sent down once already and planned to platoon all year suddenly can hit all pitching

2. We believe Butler, who is #2 in the league for hitting into DP's and has all of 5 HR's in 381 AB's will suddenly not suck

3. We believe Lorenzo Cain, who can't play more than 2 consecutive games, will somehow quit swinging at every slider that is low and away

4. We believe Aoki, can deliver the power one should expect from a right fielder. Okay, that one was even hard to type with a straight face

5. We believe Eric Hosmer will start hitting the ball over the wall more than the rounded up 1.5% of the time he is

And to show how much faith that they have in #2 of the 5, Butler isn't even playing tonight.

81-81!!!!

07-31-2014, 04:41 PM
ROYC75 Time For Your Wake Up Call !!! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Barn Yard Casino cash: $5439400	* Official Jack Shit Royals vs Bowel Movement Twins GDT 07/31/14 * In Honor of Halfcan's rant, we are the JackShits Royals and are willing to get shitty tonight with the Bowel Movement Twins. We wanted a sweep and somehow our JackShit Royals couldn't find the handle in Game 1. Game 2 was won in a real Royal JackShit fashion. Just be Royal you JackShits! Lineups to follow. Stay Tuned for a shitty mess. ___________________________________________ Twins @ Royals Preview Probables Lineups Thursday, July 31, 2014 Twins @ Royals (48-58) (54-52) Thursday 7/31, 8:10 PM ET at Kauffman Stadium Radio: MIN: 96.3 K-TWIN, TIBN KC: KCSP 610, Royals Radio Network TV: MIN: FS-N KC: FSKC Twins 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Santana, D, CF .315 3 21 6 - - - - Nunez, E, SS .258 3 16 4 - - - - Plouffe, T, 3B .238 7 45 1 - - - - Willingham, J, DH .223 11 31 1 - - - - Arcia, O, RF .219 7 20 1 - - - - Colabello, C, 1B .233 6 38 0 - - - - Parmelee, C, LF .264 4 16 0 - - - - Fryer, E, C .143 0 1 0 - - - - Escobar, E, 2B .268 3 21 1 - - - - SP- Kevin Correia 2014 season 5-13, 5.14 ERA, 1.52 WHIP, 54 Ks vs. Royals last 5 years 0-2, 5.27 ERA, 1.72 WHIP, 16 Ks Royals 2014 stats Last 5 years vs. starter AVG HR RBI SB AB AVG HR RBI Dyson, J, CF .274 1 14 19 6 .167 0 0 Infante, O, 2B .268 5 49 4 14 .357 0 2 Hosmer, E, 1B .268 6 46 3 14 .286 0 2 Perez, S, C .278 12 39 1 11 .273 0 0 Gordon, A, LF .276 9 47 7 14 .214 0 2 Cain, L, RF .294 3 37 14 9 .556 0 1 Ibanez, R, DH .167 4 25 3 10 .400 0 2 Moustakas, M, 3B .194 13 41 0 11 .455 0 2 Escobar, A, SS .277 2 30 23 15 .267 0 1 SP- Yordano Ventura 2014 season 7-8, 3.63 ERA, 1.32 WHIP, 95 Ks vs. Twins last 5 years 0-0, -.-- ERA, 0.00 WHIP, 0 Ks Last edited by ROYC75; 07-31-2014 at 05:52 PM..
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07-31-2014, 06:09 PM	#14
petegz28 Supporter Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Olathe, Ks Casino cash: $2534127	The Royals' stance on the trade deadline "we believe the the offense you've watched suck ass for 106 games, somehow will start smashing and raking and thus we win". I mean seriously, is that the best they can do? Lets analyze this for a second as to what exactly they are saying: 1. We believe Moose, the guy we sent down once already and planned to platoon all year suddenly can hit all pitching 2. We believe Butler, who is #2 in the league for hitting into DP's and has all of 5 HR's in 381 AB's will suddenly not suck 3. We believe Lorenzo Cain, who can't play more than 2 consecutive games, will somehow quit swinging at every slider that is low and away 4. We believe Aoki, can deliver the power one should expect from a right fielder. Okay, that one was even hard to type with a straight face 5. We believe Eric Hosmer will start hitting the ball over the wall more than the rounded up 1.5% of the time he is And to show how much faith that they have in #2 and #3 of the 5, Butler and Aoki aren't even playing tonight.
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