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Yes. Razor cuts on the foot are pretty much a death sentence. | 14 | 53.85% | |
No. America has cutting edge health care and Band-aids. | 5 | 19.23% | |
I'm not a doctor. You should seek a second opinion. | 7 | 26.92% | |
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11-13-2015, 11:13 AM | #2 |
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Dab on a little antifreeze and that'll heal right up.
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11-13-2015, 11:17 AM | #3 |
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you didn't start your period too?
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11-13-2015, 11:17 AM | #4 |
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Put a drop of super glue on it to hold it closed.
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11-13-2015, 11:23 AM | #5 | |
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11-13-2015, 11:27 AM | #6 |
Someone pass the antifreeze
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While driving to the ER be sure to avoid the left lane or you may get brake checked and the finger.
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11-13-2015, 11:35 AM | #7 |
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Soak your foot in a tub of kerosene and it will clot.
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11-13-2015, 11:36 AM | #8 |
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That sounds dangerous.
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11-13-2015, 11:36 AM | #9 |
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You're gonna die.
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11-13-2015, 11:40 AM | #10 |
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I'm kind of woozy, actually. It's not looking good.
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11-13-2015, 11:43 AM | #11 |
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The razor "fell" and nicked you on the ankle? Just admit it: you were shaving your legs in the hope that you could shave a few seconds off of your half marathon times.
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11-13-2015, 11:51 AM | #12 |
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Million to one shot doc.
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11-13-2015, 11:53 AM | #13 |
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I'm on blood thinners, and cut my knuckle a week or so ago....thought I was gonna bleed out. JFC. Took HOURs to stop bleeding though band aids etc.
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11-13-2015, 11:58 AM | #14 |
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If you have to go to the ER, start a GoFundMe page and post about it here.
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11-13-2015, 12:01 PM | #15 |
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Thoughts and prayers
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