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01-30-2018, 02:09 PM | Topic Starter |
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Super Farce Bingo
Trying to put together a Bingo card for the Superfarce aka media circle jerk of the Pats this Sunday. Crowd sourcing CP for help with the squares (5x5). So far I have the following:
1. Phantom PI to keep a NE drive going 2. "Holding" to stall a PHI drive 3. Refs ID a player for a foul that is not on the field 4. Announcer screws up a JAG players name 5. Bullshit human interest story 6. "Roughing the passer" for PHI D breathing on Brady 7. Belechick dressing like a hobo 8. "Holding" to push PHI out of FG range 9. Jerking off the NE coaching tree 10. Inexplicable play calling by PHI at exactly the wrong time 11. Refs overturning/standing on a play review that gives NE an advantage 12. Commercial that makes no sense for the product its pushing 13. Last minute garbage points to cover the spread 14. Free Space "Justin Timberlake dick slip into Ellen DeGeneres" 15. "Brady, perhaps the Greatest of All Time" spoken more than once by the announcing crew 16. Announcers slobbing Gronk's knob 17. Announcer says, "He is always going to get that call." 18. Coin flip is tails 19. PHI D jumps = NE free play 20. NE D jumps = play whistled dead 21. Camera pans to a random hot female in the crowd Any ideas welcome. Last edited by Clyde Frog; 01-31-2018 at 12:07 PM.. |
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01-30-2018, 02:15 PM | #3 |
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01-30-2018, 02:16 PM | #4 |
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01-30-2018, 02:18 PM | #5 |
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01-30-2018, 02:22 PM | #6 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Tinfoil hat morons claiming the fix is in no matter who wins.
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01-30-2018, 02:25 PM | #8 |
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01-30-2018, 02:30 PM | #9 |
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"Brady, perhaps the Greatest of All Time" spoken more than once by the announcing crew.
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01-30-2018, 03:07 PM | #10 |
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Announcers slobbering on and on about 'loveable lunkhead Gronkowski'
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01-30-2018, 03:28 PM | #11 |
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Announcer says "He is always going to get that call"
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01-30-2018, 03:30 PM | #12 |
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I’ll take tails as coin flip winner.
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Announcers mentioning that McDaniels and Patricia will head coaches next more than once.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Justin Timberlake dick slip into Ellen Degeneres
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