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06-23-2015, 07:50 AM | #2 |
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Chill on the Heroin dude.
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06-23-2015, 07:54 AM | #3 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Eat a prune
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06-23-2015, 07:55 AM | #4 |
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Ive honestly never even seen heroin. I did have all my wisdom teeth pulled, then a week later I had to have my appendix removed. So yeah, Im guessing these hydros and percs are to blame...I mean my friend had all that done.
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06-23-2015, 07:55 AM | #5 |
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Um, no. Tell your "friend" there are over the counter products that have been out for decades to help with that.
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06-23-2015, 07:56 AM | #6 |
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06-23-2015, 07:57 AM | #7 |
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That'll do it. Awhile back I had to be on hydros as well. Started eating two bowls of raisin bran for breakfast. 2 days later...problem solved.
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06-23-2015, 08:00 AM | #8 |
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I went 7 days without shitting after having my knee reconstructed. Once the dam broke it was the most awkward shit I ever took because my knee was in a brace that wouldn't bend so I was sitting there unloading a weeks worth of shit with one leg sticking out straight.
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06-23-2015, 08:33 AM | #9 |
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With colon cancer, constipation is seldom if ever an issue. Now the opposite of it is another story...
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06-23-2015, 08:40 AM | #10 |
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06-23-2015, 08:45 AM | #11 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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No,
FYI, try an osmotic laxative like Miralax or Dulcolax and drink a ton of water. They don't cause explosive spasms. They work by drawing more water into your colon to soften what is in there.
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06-23-2015, 08:57 AM | #12 |
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I poop so hard last night i swear it was a missile launch.
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06-23-2015, 08:59 AM | #13 |
Ain't no relax!
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Just dip em in lube first..
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06-23-2015, 09:02 AM | #14 |
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Yeah, after surgery, I was backed up for three days and clogged the toilet when things finally happened as a result of stool softeners. Not pleasant.
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06-23-2015, 09:09 AM | #15 |
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I rarely poop so i don't worry about a bit of constipation
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